Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
Chapter 247

Red light, green light: couples edition

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At nine in the morning, a booming broadcast echoed over all of Love Watch Town.

This season had introduced a new broadcasting feature specifically to wake the guests when there was a morning shoot and they were still sleeping in.

But the music playing over the speakers...

Seemed a little too unhinged.

"Every time, I try to act so tough, but the moment we meet, I surrender~"

"Those tempting lashes, those honey-sweet lips, I'm a sexy little wildcat, meow~"

Liu Woxing, who was drinking coffee in the kitchen, couldn't stop her hand from trembling, spilling coffee all over the floor.

Xiao Jingxi frowned as he collected his free eggs from the [Vagrant Sponsorship Program] at the grocery store.

This was music?

Out on his morning run, Shen Yeqing removed one earbud. Hearing the broadcast, he chuckled, then simply took out the other earbud too and kept running.

Woken by the broadcast, Xie Mi sat up with her hair looking like a bird's nest. As the grating singing threatened to deafen her, a question mark slowly appeared on her face.

"?"

That awful singing sounded like someone shouting rap lyrics through a cracked gong.

Why did it sound so much like her voice?

[Who dares to set this music as their alarm?]

[Okay, you've listed the benefits. What are the drawbacks?]

[Did they splice together every clip of Old Xie singing on the show? Okay, Old Xie has an album now.]

[If you hadn't said Sister Xie was singing, I'd have thought someone was chanting a curse.]

[What a unique voice. Doesn't sound like a man, doesn't sound like a woman. Doesn't even sound human.]

[And what of it?]

"Good morning, guests! Please get up and get ready as soon as possible. Gather in the living room in ten minutes.

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