Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
Chapter 276

Qiu Chengye, I command you to bear a son

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Eight liability waivers lay on the table.

"Please review the contents of the waiver. If everything looks fine, you can sign it."

The escape room employee said, "Today's room is an extreme-horror experience with chase sequences. Anyone with claustrophobia, heart disease, high blood pressure, or special conditions such as pregnancy is prohibited from entering."

Yu Jinche didn't sign. Instead, he raised his hand, his youthful eyes clear and sincere.

"I have claustrophobia."

Xiao Jingxi slowly covered his heart. "I've been under too much stress lately. My heartbeat's a little irregular."

Lai Bingxuan was terrified of being left out.

"I have high blood pressure!"

Seeing that he was running out of options, Qiu Chengye blurted out in a panic, "I'm pregnant!"

The other guests: "?"

The production crew: "?"

The escape room employee: "?"

Qiu Chengye, once he realized what he'd said: "..."

[Yes, we're having a baby.]

[Well, if he's pregnant, there really is nothing they can do.]

[Production crew, s-s-sit your asses down! My bro Qiu is pregnant, and none of you are looking after him? I'm suing you for mistreating a pregnant person!]

[So if Bro Mimi fights Sister Lai again, does that count as ganging up on her?]

This batch of netizens lived by one principle: when one person was in trouble, everyone else pitched in to make it worse.

One slip of Qiu Chengye's tongue was all it took for the Hot Search topics to appear.

#Qiu Chengye reveals he is pregnant on the show#

#Please show pregnant people more care on Love Watch#

#Qiu Chengye, I command you to bear me a son#

[Ultraman turns into a forest]: Since when was Weibo this starved for content?

Inside the Scare You to Death, Dammit Escape Room.

Director Niu narrowed his eyes at this bunch, who

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