"First place, without question, goes to our Teacher Xie! Her large intestine coffee absolutely crushed the competition, taking first place not only among our guests, but across the entire Food Festival!"
"Congratulations, Teacher Xie!"
Xie Mi shot to her feet and waved excitedly. "People have always mocked my cooking, but I never gave up. Today, I finally proved myself! Thank you all for your support!"
"I'll post the recipe for large intestine coffee on Weibo later. Everyone's welcome to learn how to cook it with me."
[No need. Seriously, no need.]
[I've learned my lesson. Please spare me.]
"Second place goes to Teacher Yu, who sold protein milk with the sweetest, most innocent smile, then calmly explained its scorpion content after his customers finished drinking it, sending them straight to the afterlife-the utterly shameless Teacher Yu! Congratulations!!"
Yu Jinche obediently brought out the remaining milk. "I made sure to save some for the staff to try."
Every staff member shuddered, immediately shaking their heads and backing away.
"No, no, no, no, no..."
["The utterly shameless Teacher Yu"]
[That description is so accurate. I'm dying.]
"Third place goes to Miss Lai, our inspired mixologist! Since she had no sense of moderation when mixing drinks, eight out of ten customers who tried them ended up drunk. She successfully attracted plenty of lightweights who thought they could drink anyone under the table but actually collapsed after a single drop, earning herself third place!"
Lai Bingxuan lifted her chin haughtily and gave a soft snort.
"Nothing special."
"Fourth place goes to Mr. Shen, our magician! Everyone else came to run a stall; Mr. Shen came to perform magic. His green sandstorm drew countless customers over, incidentally blowing a mouthful of matcha powder into their mouths. Um... how does that not count as eating? Congratulations,