[Holy shit, awesome! They got out in two seconds?]
[Old Shen is a badass!!]
[Okay, but did I just hear rocks scraping against each other?]
[An auditory hallucination. Definitely an auditory hallucination.]
"You two, you..."
Xiao Jingxi pointed at Xie Mi and Shen Yeqing, looking desperate to accuse them of something.
Xie Mi grabbed a handful of dry grass and stuffed it into his mouth, smiling ever so kindly. "Look how hungry this kid is. Have some dry grass to tide you over."
Shen Yeqing shook his head helplessly, like a doting father.
"Still craving more."
Xiao Jingxi: "???"
He grew even more frantic and turned toward the PD and cameraman, spitting out grass as he tried to make his accusation through a mouthful of it. "They just... mmph mmph mmph #￥%#%@#..."
He never managed to get the words out, because Xie Mi and Shen Yeqing started taking turns stuffing grass into his mouth.
"Had enough, kid? Had enough, kid?"
"What a greedy little fellow."
"Mmph mmph mmph! Mmph mmph mmph mmph!"
Seeing that he still wanted to tell on them, the two simply grabbed an arm each and dragged him into the dense forest like a pig.
"Still not enough? There's more in the woods. Let's hit the buffet!"
"Best Actor Xiao really must be hungry."
"Mmph mmph mmph..."
The cameraman and PD stood behind them, hesitating to speak.
The PD scratched his head. "Best Actor Xiao looks... well, not exactly hungry."
The cameraman delivered the killing blow. "Looks more like he's lost his mind."
Five minutes later.
When Xiao Jingxi returned after having his fill of dry grass in the woods, he was indeed much better behaved, though he looked at Xie Mi and Shen Yeqing with considerable resentment.
"Best Actor Xiao, is he..." the PD asked tentatively.