"Third place on the stress-relief index: the 'Soothing Spa' date. As the name suggests, you'll relieve stress with a relaxing, soothing spa experience."
"This date goes to Teacher Yu and Miss Lai. Congratulations!"
The itinerary on the poster was clear at a glance: a man and a woman would go from a movie theater foot massage to a sauna and bathhouse. Just looking at the poster made you feel relaxed in body and mind.
Lai Bingxuan was clearly satisfied. "For once, your Production Team has acted like actual human beings."
[Can't roast this one. This genuinely deserves congratulations.]
[I like this one!]
[+1]
[+10086]
[Yes! That means Xie Yeqing Kills the Donkey got paired up!]
[Even their mental states are a perfect match. That's my ship!]
"Next up is our final date itinerary. Now, someone must be wondering: why is the poster for this last date blank?" Director Niu teased.
Xie Mi glanced over her shoulder. "Who asked?"
Director Niu's face instantly fell.
[Exactly, who asked? I climbed Mount Everest and still couldn't find who asked. I just infiltrated the world's largest radio telescope and still couldn't dox whoever asked you. I invented the cure for cancer before finding who asked. I cranked my render distance to max and still couldn't find who asked. I lived in the graveyard of this shattered world ravaged by years of radiation and witnessed global nuclear war destroy human civilization, and still never saw who asked.]
[Bro, what?]
[Could this generation of netizens stop copying absurd comedy copypastas and focus on living your own lives? Your lives are funnier anyway.]
[? You just wait, commenter above. I can't afford to hire someone to get you.]
Fortunately, one of the guests knew how to play along.
Xu Shuangrong obligingly asked, "Why is the poster for