Smack!
With one crisp, resounding slap, Director Niu crashed to the ground and lay peacefully at Xie Mi's feet.
A staff member screamed.
"Teacher Xie was unhappy about Director Niu walking past her, so she knocked him flat with one punch-"
Xie Mi had no time to worry about that. She hurriedly crouched down to perform CPR on the innocent casualty.
Both hands pressed against Director Niu's chest. Three, two, one, push! Three, two, one, push!
The staff members rushing over nearly blacked out at the sight. "Teacher Xie's going after him to finish the job-"
Shen Yeqing sucked in a breath. "You really have a gift for reading comprehension."
After that fiasco, they couldn't keep watching the movie.
Director Niu slowly came around during CPR, still terrified as he recalled what had just happened.
"All I remember is a vicious slap flying at me out of the darkness. My head buzzed, and I lost consciousness!"
"The attacker was ruthless and lightning-fast. No ordinary person could possibly react in time to dodge it. An assassination! This was a premeditated assassination!"
Xie Mi opened her mouth, then hesitated. In the end, she gave up on explaining.
"Yes, I want to assassinate you."
Sorry, Director Niu.
With a penalty worth fifty times her contract fee on the line, this was her only choice.
Sure enough, Director Niu's eyes instantly filled with terror. He backed away several steps, only managing an awkward smile after hiding behind a tall, burly cameraman.
"Are you in a bad mood today, Teacher Xie? If you need anything, just tell the Production Team. We'll definitely do our best to accommodate you. We're filming a show, after all. The guests' happiness has to come first..."
As the industry's universally acknowledged demon director, Niu Bi had never feared a guest's