One story from Xie Mi left the entire vehicle in silence.
[Bro, was that even Chinese?]
[Old Xie, you're banned from speaking Chinese now.]
[The more I listened, the more I doubted my ears. What's even crazier is that after the twist at the end, this ridiculous story actually started making ridiculous sense. Truly ridiculous.]
[Holy plot, twist, and thematic depth! Are you making a movie here?]
[You know what? I actually want to see how they shoot this.]
[Just wait until it gets used as a PSA about caring for the elderly.]
Director Niu spent ages struggling to speak before finally finding his voice. "...A human being came up with this story?"
"So what?" Xie Mi sounded perfectly justified. "Just tell me whether you'd vote for these photos if you saw them."
Director Niu fell silent.
He didn't know whether he would vote for them, but he knew those absurdity-loving viewers definitely would.
Was Teacher Xie simply too familiar with their viewers' tastes, or had the viewers already been assimilated by her antics...?
"I'm in." Shen Yeqing closed the two booklets.
Director Niu's eyes nearly popped out.
You're actually agreeing to this?!!!!
"So I'm playing the dark-skinned bodybuilder?" Not only had Shen Yeqing agreed, he was already moving the project along.
"That was the idea, but if we're going for bizarre, we should go all the way."
Xie Mi said, "I'll play the bodybuilder. You play the old man."
Director Niu: "?"
Does it ever end?
Shen Yeqing: "Sure."
Director Niu: You're both insane!!!
[He understands all her weirdness and all her cuteness.]
[I can't believe even this has me shipping them.]
[These two don't need to give us sweet moments. They can just stand there and I'll ship them myself.]
Fortunately, Director Niu had the foresight to bring