After a fair and impartial democratic vote, Qiu Chengye, the weakest of the bunch, was chosen to go first. He walked to the middle with a face like thunder.
His opponent was Xiao Jingxi, renowned as Try-Hard Bro, whose greasiness was second only to his own.
The host enthusiastically spoke into the mic, clearly knowing what the crowd wanted. "The Grease King Contest! Let's find out who'll be our ultimate winner!"
Qiu Chengye and Xiao Jingxi both looked at the host. "?"
Believe it or not, we could get you blacklisted.
The famously disaster-prone host, known for such iconic moments as "Red Carpet Host Misnaming Guests," "Dropped Trophy Hitting a Guest's Foot," and "Failing to Hold Back Laughter While a Guest Bragged," was utterly oblivious to the danger.
He continued hosting with gusto. "Both contestants, please put on your blindfolds. Round one of blindfolded combat officially begins!"
The audience had already lost it at the words "Grease King Contest."
"Hahahahahaha! He really went there!"
"Exactly the kind of host Love Watch would hire!"
"This host is under my protection, got it?"
[This is comedy gold.]
[Hhhhhhh.]
[I want this host's entire profile within one minute.]
Xiao Jingxi and Qiu Chengye put on their blindfolds with dark expressions. Their resentment was maxed out, and the tension was palpable even through the screen.
There was no imagining how vicious their next few swings would be.
"Please start spinning-one turn, two turns, three turns! Go!"
After spinning, Xiao Jingxi and Qiu Chengye raised their Foam Bats and charged forward menacingly without another word.
Bang! Bang!
One took just two steps before his legs gave out and he toppled over. The other lost all sense of direction and crashed headfirst into the big screen.
In a fine display of coordination, both face-planted in different