"What's it called? What did you say the bonus episode was called?"
"Every time I think they can't possibly get any more outrageous, they hit me over the head again."
"Did I accidentally wander into some old-school maid romance?"
"So that's how you're naming it? Fine, fine, fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine."
Once the stage was set and an apocalyptic backdrop appeared on the big screen, "Crown Prince, You're Too Young for Me to Touch" officially began.
Two figures staggered onto the stage, supporting each other. They were the bedraggled Crown Prince and Female Hero.
They trudged through this post-apocalyptic world, blood smeared across their faces and bodies.
The host's voice rang out as he took on the role of narrator.
"After the last battle in the throne room, the Crown Prince and Female Hero were swept into another world by a mysterious musical force."
"To their horror, they discovered that zombies overran this world. It had become hell on earth."
"Supporting each other and fighting side by side, they vowed to carve a bloody path through the apocalypse!"
[So epic, but does any of this make sense?]
[Does that mysterious musical force mean that crazy "Nai" song? You're saying a bunch of lunatics danced to it in the throne room and opened a spacetime portal?]
[What do you call this? You call this "the crazies get first dibs on enjoying the world."]
As the narration ended, the Female Hero collapsed with a thud.
"What's wrong?!"
The Crown Prince frantically gathered her into his arms. His heart ached as he stared at her wound, which would not stop bleeding. "You're hurt."
"A zombie bit me. I can't... stay with you any longer..."
The Female Hero shakily reached out a bloodstained hand. Her face was pale as frost, and her