Director Niu soon found out who had taught them.
After all, there was only one person aboard this boat whose thought process was that bizarre.
"Teacher Xie, please don't lead the other guests astray. Besides, if you tell them all your answers, what will you answer with?" Director Niu tried appealing to both reason and emotion.
But he soon regretted saying that.
Because Xie Mi, the walking answer bank, had entered the scene.
"Actually, I have plenty of other answers. Want to hear them?"
Before Director Niu could speak, the Assistant Director enthusiastically chimed in, "Yes!!!"
Yes, my ass!! Director Niu thought.
But Xie Mi had already launched into her nonsense.
"How should you respond when your crush tells you what they're having for lunch? This is a simple question. I've put together several different approaches."
"1. Accusatory: have you ever taken your parents out for hot pot?"
"2. Envious: men really do make money fast."
"3. Well-wishing: after this meal, pick an auspicious day to depart this life."
"4. Curious: who asked?"
"5. Aloof: nobody wants to see that."
"6. Bureaucratic: have you fed the people?"
"7. Optimistic: thank goodness, it's hot pot! We're saved!"
"8. Gardenia-style: who said this hot pot tastes bad? This hot pot is absolutely amazing."
"9. Pharaoh-style: eat Egyptian dick, then."
At that last line, Director Niu nearly blacked out. He forced his voice up and burst into song to drown out Xie Mi, barely saving the livestream from disaster.
"You win! You win, all right?!"
He swore.
He would never let Teacher Xie take another emotional intelligence test.
[Hahahahaha, Old Xie, enough already.]
[Wait, you can apply the formula like that?]
[Glad to see Old Xie still doesn't care whether the livestream survives.]
[Yes! Just learned a few more tricks. Writing them all