[Aaaaaah, it's finally here!]
[I'm so excited, but I don't want to let go. How is it already the final season? Sob, sob, sob. How about announcing a new show after this season wraps? Call it "Non-Human Love Observation Room."]
[Going by the earlier introduction, this season should be a proper dating season, right? But I'm seriously curious: can this bunch actually pull off a dating season?]
[Even if it's madness from start to finish, I won't complain, because I know Director Niu has done his best.]
[What looked like a casting mistake actually created a classic of unhinged reality TV. Niu Bi, you deserve this avalanche of riches.]
[A mission right off the bat? Are they about to pull something again?]
Amid the heated discussion in the live comments, Xie Mi opened the envelope containing the mission card and read its contents.
"Dear Teacher Xie, hello. Welcome to the filming of Love Watch season three. Before this, we spent fifty-six days working together. Those fifty-six days brought laughter, tears, sweat, and the rewards of growth..."
[Why does this sound so much like an opening speech at a sports meet?]
[Tears? Bro Mimi's tears?]
[Hahahahaha, why is Love Watch hilarious even when it's trying to get sentimental?]
"At last, we have arrived at Love Watch's final season."
"We hope we can continue working happily together over the next twenty-eight days, bringing everyone joy and sweetness."
"Before filming begins for the final season, the Production Team cordially invites you to today's kickoff banquet."
"Please dress up and head downstairs to the hotel's private beach. We have prepared the beach banquet venue and look forward to your attendance."
"With compliments from the Production Team."
It turned out this wasn't a mission card, but an invitation to a beach banquet.
Even Diao Mao