Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
Chapter 53

Let's compete: make my heart race if you want to win

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[Xie Yeqing Kills the Donkey shippers, reporting for duty!! I camped here all night, and you two finally paired up. I'm crying!!]

[Star-Cheng shippers are heartbroken. Qiu Chengye has literally paired up with everyone except my Sister Liu. Boohoo.]

[Old Xie, Old Shen, give us a dating show! A dating show! No going feral!!!]

This round of pairings finally sent the shipping fans into a frenzy. Interest in Xie Mi and Shen Yeqing together went through the roof, and the viewer count in their livestream shot up.

The night was soft and tranquil, the dark sky studded with stars. Layers of light shimmered across the music festival grounds.

Only after dutifully forwarding the supposedly very effective lucky koi post Shen Yeqing had mentioned to ten people did Xie Mi look up at him.

"Have you finished your mission?"

Shen Yeqing smiled at her with easy languor, looking utterly unbothered. "No. You?"

"What a coincidence. Neither have I."

Xie Mi instantly relaxed.

Since neither she nor Shen Yeqing had finished, that made things simple.

"This date is our last chance tonight. If we want breakfast tomorrow, we have to work together. Let's make each other's alarms go off. How about it?"

"What do you have in mind?" There was even a faint note of anticipation in Shen Yeqing's voice.

Xie Mi flashed a wicked smile and started stretching.

"We'll start running laps around the festival grounds right now. Eight or ten laps, and how could our heart rates not go up?"

[Old Xie, you...]

[That answer maxed out the sex-repellent stat.]

[Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.]

[Won't give us any sweet moments, huh? Fine, I'll ship you anyway! Spread the word: Old Xie invited Old Shen to do a couples' workout, eight or

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