[Watanabe Ichiro's mental space]
Right Zetsu disguise: Guys, big news! Black Zetsu opened up to me!
Xihuo disguise: What? He confessed his love to you? Tsk, isn't that incest between brothers... tsk, tsk, tsk.
Leaf Dragon disguise: ...Obviously not.
Yin disguise: Hurry up and tell us! Stop dragging it out! Black Zetsu went nuts yesterday and actually activated the cursed seal!
Leaf Dragon disguise: Thanks for taking one for the team. That cursed seal really is a pain.
Yin disguise: That's not the point! The point is, that was this disguise's first punishment! The best opportunity to earn points from Black Zetsu! I'd prepared a whole series of "misunderstanding-reversal-faked death" plans that would've made Black Zetsu regret everything! Now they're all useless!
Yin disguise: He punished me out of nowhere, just like that! I barely had time to prepare! Seriously, there was no rhyme or reason to it. Who knows what got into him! And I didn't earn a single point the whole time, just a tiny bit at the very end! Black Zetsu! You stingy old geezer!
Longjian (lying flat): Yin's resentment really is sky-high... thanks for all your hard work, Yin! This whole family depends on you to earn points!
Leaf Dragon disguise (soul): All hail Yin!
Xihuo disguise: Yin's a badass!
Watanabe Ichiro: Yin's the GOAT!
Yin disguise: Hmph! A bunch of freeloaders! Without me, this family would fall apart!
Yin disguise: Wait, where have you been lately, original? Why haven't we heard a peep from you?
Watanabe Ichiro: My spirit body found a corner to hang out in. Every day, I've been syncing your memories in the mental space and watching the fun with our little system...
Yin disguise: That's way too lazy! I strongly condemn this!
Watanabe Ichiro: Ahem, I've worked hard for most of