Cross-dressing... actually, there were no clothes at all, just a little smoke for cover-a shy, sexy female version of Chongyun!
His figure was smoking hot, his movements incredibly seductive.
Pfft-pfft-pfft-pfft!
Nosebleeds erupted on the spot.
Pfft-Xiangling, Yanfei, and the others sprayed blood all over the floor.
Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft! Thoma, Kamisato Ayato, Tartaglia, Kaedehara Kazuha, and Xingqiu all spurted blood live on camera.
At least three hundred thousand people across Teyvat suffered nosebleeds on the spot.
[Kaeya: Too... too much excitement!]
[Gorou: Thoma, what was that you just said?]
[Diluc: Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem. What a terrifying technique.]
[Kamisato Ayato: Sister, why did you toss me some tissues?]
[Kamisato Ayaka, blushing: Brother, you and Thoma should wipe your nosebleeds. Honestly.]
[Thoma: I take back what I just said. That nearly took us out even through the screen.]
[Barbara: That's... that's so embarrassing.]
[Ningguang: It really is devastating against men. I estimate at least half the men across Teyvat took a heavy hit.]
Chef Mao: "Where are the tissues? I'm just overheated, that's all."
Mikhail: "It's too powerful. I got caught in the blast."
Barton: "This missing-person notice must be out of date. I'll tear it down and wipe off the blood."
[Klee: That's weird. All the uncles on the street seem to have gotten hurt at once. Their noses are bleeding.]
[Sayu: Yeah, the senior members of the Shuumatsuban are wiping away nosebleeds too.]
[Qiqi: Did Qiqi pick the wrong medicine? Why are so many people... Mr. Bai, why is your nose bleeding too?]
It was a scene of mass embarrassment. The smoke billowed, and Chongyun returned to normal.
"Aah-!!!"
Chongyun dropped to his knees, clutching his head and screaming. He wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
[Amber: This... no one could have seen this coming. That's the second person to shut down this episode.]
[Eula: Openly attacking everyone in Mondstadt? I'll remember this slight. Still, that figure was smoking hot. Hahahaha!]
[Keqing: How indecent! Next time... don't test a technique like that again.]
[Xingqiu: Hahahahaha! This is too good! First we had Ye the Heavenly Emperor, and now we have the Cloud Princess.]
He was a Cross-Dressing Master, while Chongyun had actually transformed into a woman.
[Chongyun: It's over. I can't face anyone anymore. My life is over.]
Chongyun clutched his head and sobbed miserably on the ground.
[Arataki Itto: It's fine! I thought you looked great. You almost took me out.]
[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this technique defies common sense. As described, it is indeed highly devastating against men.]
[Hu Tao: Zhongli wasn't affected at all.]
[Venti: Mr. Zhongli prefers someone a little more mature.]
[Zhongli: Ahem!]
Quite a few people were laughing so hard they couldn't close their mouths. How was this a reward? It was on par with a top-tier punishment.
[Yae Miko: @Chongyun, don't be sad, cutie. I'm sure none of the men across Teyvat have any complaints about you. Isn't that right, everyone?]
[Thoma: Ahem!]
One question had sent two people into a complete shutdown. The Elite Livestream Room was terrifying.
[Kamisato Ayato: Ahem. Everyone, the story is continuing.]
Paimon: "Listen, you don't need to look for the Great Bake-Danuki anymore, because he doesn't exist."
[Amber: Just as expected of little Paimon.]
[Yanfei: She didn't understand the story that was part of the children's childhood.]
[Paimon, scratching her head: Hehe.]
Ayaka: "No way!"
Iwao: "I don't believe you! My dad wouldn't lie to me!"
Paimon: "Your families are just worried that it's dangerous for you to go out."
Iwao: "No! The Great Bake-Danuki definitely exists!"
The children were furious.
"Let's go find Yoimiya!"
With that, the three children went to find Yoimiya.
[Yoimiya: It's my turn to appear!]
Yoimiya came out, heard what the children had to say, and comforted them.
Yoimiya: "Don't be so upset. She was only joking with you. How could the Great Bake-Danuki not exist?"
"To become great heroes, you'll need both patience and wisdom."
After hearing Yoimiya's words, the children all nodded happily.
[Amber: @Yoimiya, you're so kind.]
[Yanfei: @Yoimiya, bring some fireworks to Liyue next time. We'd love to have you.]
[Xiangling: Come try my cooking-stir-fried Jueyun Chilis!]
[Yoimiya: It's nothing, really. Thanks in advance, then!]
Yoimiya: "Oh, right! Don't leave just yet. I have a few slips of paper here. Take them home to your parents, and remember to keep them safe!"
Ding-livestream quiz! What was written on the slips of paper Yoimiya handed out? 1: Words of blessing 2: The Naganohara family's secret code 3: A fireworks recipe 4: Secret instructions for dealing with the Great Bake-Danuki 5: Just a message for their parents 100 viewers in the regular livestream may buzz in. Correct answer: 50,000 Mora. Wrong answer: the Haunted Mine. Those within Inazuma may not buzz in or reveal the answer, and will not be selected. The Elite Livestream Room has two buzzer slots. You have three minutes to consider your answer.
"Oh, wow! These are free points!"
"Yeah, everyone here in Inazuma City knows this."
"Huh? Is it really that easy? Come on, people from Inazuma, give us a hint!"
"It's not that we don't want to tell you. We'd get punished! I don't want to go to the Haunted Mine."
"The first batch of people sent there for punishment still hasn't come out. I bet they've all fainted from fright in there."
"I'm from Inazuma. How come I don't know?"
[Thoma: This is free points for us. Too bad we can't buzz in.]
[Xingqiu: Is it really easy? Or is there some awkward twist?]
[Amber: Why do I feel like any of them could be right? This is hard, okay?]
[Sangonomiya Kokomi: Thank goodness I won't be selected. This question is actually very hard. I have absolutely no idea.]
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