[Lisa: Looks like I got it right. It may be teatime, but this reward looks rather hard to stomach.]
In the livestream, the elegant, mature Lisa sat outside the Knights of Favonius headquarters, with Acting Grand Master Jean standing beside her, hands on her hips.
Ever since the livestream had started showing Acting Grand Master Jean and Lisa,
the two had gained quite a few fans in other nations.
After all, both had incredible figures, and Lisa's voice alone had enough mature, feminine charm to leave plenty of people spellbound.
But since Lisa was receiving a reward, she only made her broadcast visible to the Elite Livestream Room.
She couldn't make Chongyun's mistake and broadcast it to all of Teyvat.
A bottle of liquid appeared in her hand. Its dark green contents shimmered with a faint white light, making it rather unnerving.
[Amber: That reward looks a little scary.]
[Beidou: It looks like juiced seaweed.]
But a reward was bound to be something good. Lisa was no little girl; she twisted off the cap and gulped it down.
Thump-thump-thump-her heartbeat rang out.
As Lisa lowered the bottle, her emerald eyes widened in shock.
Jean said, "Lisa, are you all right?"
Lisa moved slowly, for inside her body, the green light of life enveloped her organs, while the black light within her soul was driven away.
Seeing Lisa's expression, everyone stayed silent. Something must have happened that had stirred her deeply.
Lisa immediately pulled off both her gloves.
The backs of her hands were covered in web-like markings.
[Keqing: What happened to Lisa's hands?]
[Yoimiya: They look so scary.]
[Zhongli: This is the corruption of calamity, the poison of the Abyss.]
[Ei: A corruption of slaughter and death that robs people of control and greatly shortens their lives.]
[Amber: It's... that terrifying?]
[Yae Miko: @Lisa, how impressive. Are you really only human?]
[Xiao: I have never seen a mortal body withstand the corruption of calamity, much less suppress it.]
[Chongyun: I've heard my elders speak of it. Even a powerful human exorcist only lasted three days before becoming something like a monster.]
This was also why Lisa always wore gloves. "The price of peering into the Abyss. I used half my lifespan to suppress it, then limited my movements to slow the depletion of my life."
Once again, Lisa's formidable power changed everyone's understanding of her.
To think Mondstadt had another woman this powerful.
Her usual laziness wasn't just because she had seen through so much of the world. Another important reason was to suppress the corruption.
Now, however, the corruption on the backs of Lisa's hands was burning in dark green flames.
[Venti: The corruption is being purified? That! How is that possible?!]
[Ei: It really is being purified.]
Yun Jin also saw Zhongli holding his cup as he stared at the screen, unable to hide his shock.
It had stunned all three gods. How many people had this corruption taken from them-their friends, comrades, and closest companions? Even they had been unable to remove it.
Lisa said, "It really is gone, and even the lifespan I've lost over the years has been restored!"
She stood up and gazed at her clean, fair hands. She had never felt so unburdened.
[Thoma: It looks like the same reward Xiao received.]
[Ganyu: Truly miraculous. Even Rex Lapis could only barely help suppress it.]
Jean patted Lisa on the shoulder, congratulating her dear companion.
The camera shifted to Kaeya.
[Kaeya: Hehehe, why am I so unlucky?]
[Diluc: Watch the livestream performance, and everyone at the Angel's Share gets a free glass of Dandelion Wine!]
[Venti: Long live Master Diluc!]
[Kamisato Ayato: None for Inazuma?]
[Diluc: Easily arranged. I'll have the winery's people in Inazuma deliver a crate to Komore Teahouse, and a few crates to Watatsumi Island.]
[Sangonomiya Kokomi: Then we'll gladly accept your kindness, Master Diluc.]
[Xingqiu: Watching Mr. Kaeya get punished has put Master Diluc in a good mood.]
[Diluc: Of course.]
[Kaeya: Just you wait.]
Kaeya stood outside the tavern.
"Kaeya will undergo his punishment and perform a Balala the Fairies transformation-begin."
Something resembling a magical girl's wand appeared in Kaeya's hand. His expression was resolute.
He raised the wand high.
"Gunala, God of Darkness!"
He waved the wand, bringing forth purple light as he performed a girlish dance.
"Uhu Lahu-dark magic transformation!"
A huge pinkish-purple dark butterfly appeared, and light enveloped Kaeya's body.
"Ah-ah-my body-it feels so good."
[Xinyan: Why do I feel like the Ice-Crossing Adeptus is adding his own flourishes?]
There they were: purple lace gloves, girlish batwing sleeves, pink boots, and black fishnet stockings with leg hair poking through.
Purple clothes, a long purple skirt, and even his hair had turned purple.
Facing the livestream, he gave a little "Mm-hmm" and a flirtatious wink.
He twirled his wrists and finished with a pose as though taking flight.
"Little Magic Fairy-Kaeya makes his dazzling debut! Yay!"
The image and the space around him froze for three seconds.
[Ningguang: Pfft-]
[Yae Miko: Pfft-]
[Diluc: Pfft-excellent, excellent.]
[Jean: Pfft-]
[Yanfei: Mondstadt's Cross-Dressing Master has been born.]
Chongyun had given Teyvat's men nosebleeds, but Kaeya had made all of Teyvat cough up blood.
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