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I'm the Villain! Why Are All the Heroines Around Me?
Chapter 142

I'm Free, No Charge~ Bragging!

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"He's not here, that's great!"

Lu Ming's excited voice rang out.

Good? Good my ass!

Jiang Cheng covered his head, preparing to use a physical method to disconnect the call.

The next second, Jiang Ruoxue snatched the phone away with lightning speed and made a threatening gesture to shut up.

You're doomed, kid. Good luck!

Jiang Cheng sighed and continued eating.

Lu Ming's voice continued on the other end of the phone.

"Brother Cheng, let me tell you, a new batch of 'good girls' recently arrived at Heaven on Earth."

"Each of them has fair skin, a beautiful face, long legs, a curvy figure, and a slim waist—wow!"

"You're the first person I thought of when we became brothers, isn't that a good friend?"

As soon as he said this, a snapping sound was heard, and the chopsticks in Jiang Ruoxue's hand instantly broke in two.

Jiang Cheng felt the temperature around him suddenly drop, as if he were in the dead of winter.

I'm so glad you remembered this good thing, Ming'er!

However, I'm very unhappy with the timing of your words...

Jiang Cheng swallowed hard, quickly took a sip of soy milk to calm himself down, and pretended he hadn't heard anything.

"Brother Cheng, how about we go?"

Lu Ming is still courting death.

"Although I know that you've been spoiled by your taste, Brother Cheng, we can still feast our eyes even if we don't eat meat."

"Don't worry, brother. If you don't tell and I don't tell either, no one will know."

Haha~ I don't think so.

Jiang Ruoxue's lips curled into a cold smile, and she uttered a soft "hmm."

"Oh, really? Can I join in on this great opportunity?"

This Lu Ming is quite good; it seems he "cannot be kept"!

A long silence fell over the other end.

Beep beep beep!

The call was abruptly disconnected.

"Jiang Cheng, your brother is really good to you, nothing could be better."

Jiang Ruoxue waved her phone, forcing a smile.

What do you think?

Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook his head.

He explained, "He's the kind of person who likes to talk big, but he's actually afraid to do anything."

"Oh, really?"

Jiang Ruoxue placed the phone in front of Jiang Cheng, leaned down, and chuckled softly.

"How about this, you come with me to the Police Station today."

"I'll have someone bring Lu Ming back in a bit, so you won't have to make a trip to Heaven on Earth."

Joke!

Who would want to go to the Police Station for no reason?

Jiang Cheng decisively refused, "There's no need for that."

"So, you're admitting you're going to Heaven on Earth?"

A dangerous glint flashed in Jiang Ruoxue's eyes, her tone neither hurried nor slow.

Hiss!

This woman is very scheming.

He deliberately put the word "Police Station" first and emphasized each word to draw his attention to it.

The description of Heaven on Earth is given only a brief and quick mention.

This is a trap for him!

Jiang Cheng felt a chill run down his spine, cold sweat beading on his forehead, and he forced a smile,

"How... how could that be? I'm a model student and outstanding youth every year, I wouldn't stoop to going to a place like this."

"Hmph~ That would be best."

Jiang Ruoxue clenched her fist and waved it.

"You don't want to arrive and then be arrested and thrown in Police Station under the pretext of an anti-prostitution raid, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng's lips twitched.

That woman is despicable! She abuses her power and is not a gentleman at all!

"Of course, if you have a lot of energy and really want to vent."

Jiang Ruoxue's lips curled into a smile, her red lips brushing against Jiang Cheng's ear, her breath sweet as orchids.

"I'd be happy to help!"

"Most importantly, it's free, no money required!"

Cough cough cough~

This woman is amazing!

It's fortunate that his resolve was firm, otherwise he would have wavered.

I still want to trick him; what's free is always the most expensive.

He understands this basic principle.

Jiang Cheng remained calm and unmoved, and spoke in a serious tone.

"No need, I've been focusing on health lately and eating vegetarian food."

Jiang Ruoxue rolled her eyes coquettishly.

Hmph~ Eat vegetarian food, but sooner or later you'll get a taste of meat!

When the time comes, I don't believe you'll still be so easily swayed and unable to resist.

"Alright, I'm going to the Police Station."

Jiang Ruoxue took a few steps, then turned back as if she had thought of something.

He advised, "Don't associate with Lu Ming anymore. What if you get led astray?"

Did he lead me astray?

Jiang Cheng looked strange and coughed awkwardly twice.

It seems he was the one who took Lu Ming to Heaven on Heaven on Earth.

At the time, Lu Ming was a righteous and enthusiastic outstanding young man, but... he fell into depravity...

No one would believe it if I told you, but he actually intended to test the kid's willpower.

Yes, that's right!

Meanwhile, the Lu Family.

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ming, who was lying on the bed pretending to be dead, suddenly sneezed.

"Oh no, Brother Cheng really screwed me over this time."

Lu Ming wore a bitter expression, his legs trembling uncontrollably at the thought of what had just happened.

As the Police Station's most beautiful woman, Sister-in-law Jiang was a nightmare for the wealthy young men of Jiang Cheng.

Whenever there's a gathering or other entertainment activity, they're sure to find someone to help them!

Whenever those exhilarating, climactic moments arrive, a squad of Police Flower will suddenly appear at the door.

You'd barely taken your pants off when they burst through the door.

Kneel down with your hands behind your heads, and take them all away!

Just then, the message bell rang.

Lu Ming glanced at the screen, then promptly packed up and left.

Nine Dragons Golf Club.

"Young Master, Young Master Lu has arrived."

In the open-air teahouse, Jiang Cheng took a sip of tea and turned his head slightly when he heard A Long's words.

At the corner, Lu Ming was looking around, searching for something.

The moment he saw Jiang Cheng, he dashed over to him.

"Brother Cheng, I've missed you so much."

Lu Ming took three steps in two and rushed forward to give him a bear hug.

Jiang Cheng pushed Lu Ming away with disdain and said irritably,

"Stay away from me, I don't like men."

Upon hearing this, Lu Ming glanced at Jiang Cheng with feigned sadness, his eyes filled with resentment.

He poured himself a cup of tea and drank it before continuing.

"Brother Cheng, is your wife still angry about what happened this morning?"

Jiang Cheng's face darkened.

"You're really stubborn, calling everyone 'sister-in-law,' huh?"

No way, Brother Cheng has been living with Miss Jiang Family and her family for so long, and he still hasn't won them over?

That shouldn't be the case, could it be...?

Lu Ming glanced at them quickly out of the corner of his eye and earnestly advised them.

"Brother Cheng, this illness can't be delayed. It's so uncomfortable to be able to see but not eat."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Lu Ming received a solid blow to the head.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Your brother goes seven times a night without rest, you don't need to worry about me."

Jiang Cheng's lips twitched, and he forcefully suppressed the urge to beat up Lu Ming.

Boast!

Lu Ming muttered to himself, expressing his understanding of Jiang Cheng's actions.

He wouldn't admit to something so embarrassing either.

After all, this concerns a man's dignity.

Sigh~ It's not easy for Brother Cheng either!

Lu Ming sighed.

"What are you muttering about, you little rascal?"

"No... it's nothing."

Lu Ming quickly waved his hand, poured himself another cup of tea, and forced himself to explain.

"I said this tea was delicious, yes..."

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