It was a bizarre Christmas Eve.
With a terrifying being suspected to be [Unfulfilled Wish] watching hungrily by the window, how could Zhang Ming possibly sleep?
Whether Gourd was real or fake, and even though she could not possibly attack, Zhang Ming still retained a trace of wariness. He tossed and turned in bed, mentally exhausting himself.
"A girl! I want a girl!" Zhang Ming stretched a claw toward the ceiling and let out an anguished howl.
Gourd remained silent, offering no response.
"I want a really cute girl!" Zhang Ming howled miserably again. "Don't I have unlimited wishes? Can't I even have a girl to sleep with me?"
White mist rose from Gourd, followed by a sigh: [Would you like me to sleep with you?]
Zhang Ming thought, If I weren't a believer in pure love, I'd show this damned Demon God what I'm made of tonight!
Finally, Miss Gourd could no longer bear watching. She spat out a Beige Wool Sweater and said quietly, [Mr. Zhang, you see? Wasn't I right? Your addiction is a serious problem now. It is severely affecting your mental resolve.]
[You must be forced into abstinence, or you will not be able to assimilate that drop of Divine Blood.]
[Please recite an Abstinence Song with me. This is a Heart Source Flow Method widely circulated among humans. A few old bachelors invented it.]
She recited a series of strange terms: [Study abstinence, grasp its principles, learn to cultivate the mind... Rule one: filthy porn twists the mind; lust brings calamity fiercer than tigers; desire's sharp blade cuts down fools, leaves faces haggard...]
[Marrow withers, symptoms linger, bodies fail, only then you understand; confidence lost, eyes avert...]
Zhang Ming was speechless. *How does a mighty [Unfulfilled Wish] Demon God know this stuff? You came