"A Hydra came looking for me. Looks stupid and vicious. Should I screw it over?"
"Just follow your heart."
"My heart says to beat Qiu Wuji to death."
"Yes, that's what I wrote too."
Qiu Wuji: "..."
Chu Ge sat cross-legged on a chair, Yan Qianlie sat cross-legged on Chu Ge's knee, and Qingyan sat cross-legged on his other knee. The whole group was having a bonfire party.
At first glance, it looked fantastical: two flames burned softly on his knees without even damaging his trousers.
A closer look made it seem cute, like two fluffy toy pom-poms.
By the third look, Qiu Wuji felt a little jealous. Damn it, why did Chu Ge look so close to Qian Qian and his wife?
Then she wondered whether there was something wrong with her head, getting jealous over even this.
Daily self-reflection +1.
Before she had finished reflecting, what they said over there sent her into a rage. "Chu Ge, Yan Qianlie, do you two have a death wish?"
"Easy, easy. Separate the plot from reality. The readers don't know Yan Qianlie has changed. In the book, Yan Qianlie is your mortal enemy. I already told you that back there..."
He had told her, yes, but that wasn't nearly as infuriating as sitting on his knee and talking about beating her to death right in front of her!
"So Yan Qianlie colludes with Overseas and brings catastrophe down on Shenzhou, is that it?" Qiu Wuji pulled out her phone. "I'm reporting him for the five-hundred-thousand reward."
Chu Ge's face twitched.
With that sort of parallel, she was practically ready to go slap labels on people in the forums. Quite the expert already.
Yan Qianlie and Qingyan were still utterly bewildered, neither knowing what these two were talking about.
Chu Ge stroked