Smooth Shoulders [New Book Launch!]

True Origin Continent, Cambrian Kingdom.

Since the Tian Yuan Era, the snow above the Monster Beast Mountain Range has never stopped.

Boundless wind and snow rage for tens of thousands of miles, vast and indistinct, swallowing all living beings.

Yet within it, there is a mountain with lush bamboo and grass, where it is spring all year round, with gurgling hot springs and swirling fine snow. It remains untouched amidst the raging snowstorms, like a lotus rising from the mud, an isolated paradise.

It is the southeastern part of the Monster Beast Mountain Range, located at the intersection of three Flame Veins—

Snow Flame Mountain!

The Snow Flame Sect, built against the mountain, is filled with pure energy and outstanding talents. It ranks among the Earth-Rank Sects of the Dao Alliance and is the only Right Path Sect in the Monster Beast Mountain Range that has stood the test of time.

Like a sharp blade inserted into the heart of the Demon-Monsters, the Snow Flame Sect has always been at the forefront of Eliminating Demons and Defending the Dao. It is a thorn in the side and a pain in the flesh for the nearby Demon Sects and Devil Gates, all of whom want to get rid of it quickly.

Today is a joyous day for the Snow Flame Sect.

At the same time, it is a day of shock and indignation for most of the male cultivators in the Sect.

Because the highly respected Pill Elder, the peerless and independent Master Yuhu, who has been single for a hundred years, suddenly announced that she would Form a Partnership...

Even more bizarre is that her Dao Companion is not a dazzling prodigy, nor a high-ranking member of the Cambrian Kingdom's royal family, nor the Sect Overseer of the Heavenly Dao Pavilion who has been pursuing her for a long time.

To everyone's surprise, Elder Yuhu's Dao Companion is actually a young Disciple from the Snow Flame Sect's Errand Disciple Quarters, with mediocre Talent.

For a time, the entire Sect was shocked, and the whole country was in an uproar!

It even attracted the attention of the Dao Alliance Headquarters...

That night.

Snow Flame Mountain, Hundred Herbs Peak.

The green bamboos on the east side, each like a sword, pierce straight into the clouds, forming a forest with the unbloomed peach trees, encircling a pool of gurgling spring water at the edge of the cliff.

The Ten Directions Spring water is as clear as a lake, and it even floats with vast misty waves, making it a spectacular sight.

Beside the spring, the old peach tree with gnarled roots is adorned with a few scattered cherry-red flower buds, and the falling snow petals melt into nectar at the tips of the buds.

Under the peach tree, a white-haired Fairy, draped in a light green cloak, sits cross-legged on a bamboo woven futon.

Long eyelashes are dusted with snow, eyes closed and filled with light, white hair coiled into a sword-cloud bun, and a Nine-Petal Peach is imprinted on her snowy forehead.

Her skin is so fair that it is indistinguishable from the falling snow, and her eyes are even clearer than a Young Girl's. Her features are like a minimalist landscape painting, extremely delicate, yet extremely bland.

Coupled with her lack of expression, she gives people the illusion of being close at hand, yet far away in the sky.

It is the Pill Elder of the Snow Flame Sect—

Master Yuhu.

Tonight is her joyous day.

Facing the young Dao Companion in front of her, whose Talent is mediocre, and who is useless except for a good appearance, yet remains calm and quietly flips through and examines the marriage certificate, Master Yuhu closes her eyes, frowns, and says indifferently:

"As a Laborer Disciple, you seem too calm... Could it be that this Elder is not worthy of you?"

The woman's voice is cold and pure, mixed with a soft, hoarse quality, sounding like ice sand entering the ear.

Pleasant to hear... but that's not the point.

Across from the futon, the young Laborer, wearing gray cotton clothes, slowly closes the marriage certificate personally stamped by the Cambrian Kingdom Dao Supervision Palace, and sighs inwardly:

Finally succeeded!

After Transmigrating for five years and joining the Sect for three, he can finally relax and win.

As a member of the Transmigrator wave from the 21st century Earth, Xiao Bai can proudly say—

Unlike the enchanting Transmigrators with Systems bestowed by the Heavens, his System is one he wrote himself!

In his previous life, Xiao Bai was a game hacker who was interested in tinkering, addicted to a large-scale online cultivation game called "True Spirit Continent."

Being poor and overworked, he decided to write a Modifier specifically for himself.

Instantly modifying Talent, adding points to all attributes, gaining luck, dealing 999 damage with one strike... he had long grown tired of these ordinary Modifiers.

In order to relax and cultivate, to Sit and Discuss the Dao with fair-skinned and beautiful Fairies, and to achieve Ascension in Broad Daylight, he put all his cheating skills into charm.

Thus, this Targeted Charm Modifier is only effective on fair-skinned, beautiful, and powerful Righteous Path Fairies.

Requiring fair skin and beauty is for physical and mental pleasure.

Requiring powerful Cultivation is so that they can help him take off.

As for why it has to be a Righteous Path Fairy... because his cheating is already illegal, so how dare he add to the crime?

Besides, Righteous Path Fairies are also beneficial for Harem stability.

Stability is the most important thing.

It must be said that it was a happy time that Xiao Bai still remembers with longing.

A life of relaxing and still winning is Xiao Bai's lifelong dream.

Unfortunately, even in the game, such a dream only lasted for half a month before it vanished.

Due to infighting within his Harem nearly obliterating the Great Dao, the game's official team quickly discovered and banned Xiao Bai's account.

However, before he could even grieve, Xiao Bai's vision went black, and he Transmigrated to a real Cultivation World...

True Origin Continent!

Similar to the setting in "True Spirit Continent," but the era is different.

This is the Tian Yuan Era, after the Era of Dharma Decline devastated the land, the Dao Alliance unified the Cultivation World and implemented the Heavenly Origin Dao Laws, halting the decline of Spiritual Qi.

Xiao Bai Transmigrated in his physical body, and his Talent was even worse than that of the native Mortals.

His body, seasoned by countless battles with bacteria and viruses, was also completely purified by the Spiritual Qi, rendering it useless.

Fortunately, his Targeted Charm Modifier actually Transmigrated with him!

Although it had a slight malfunction, he could only see the Modifier's main panel for now, unable to log in and operate it, but the Modifier's Power was still there.

In order to find a rich Immortal Fairy from the Right Path who would let him live a carefree life of Cultivation, he first used his meager knowledge of physics and chemistry to start a business producing and selling glass and soap in Chaoge City, the capital of the Cambrian Kingdom. He spent two years accumulating enough silver, and then smoothed his way through the Immortal Sect's connections and relationships. With his Talent as a Mortal, he successfully joined the Snow Flame Sect, becoming a glorious Laborer Disciple.

For three years since joining the sect, Xiao Bai had not focused on Cultivation in the Errand Disciple Quarters, but instead built a wide network of contacts, his footprints covering the entire sect.

He would run to the Inner Sect whenever he had the chance, excelling at delivering letters, felling bamboo, laying stones, enjoying the scenery, transporting Spirit Grain and Spirit Wheat, searching for lost cats and dogs...

Over time, he also got to know many beautiful and highly cultivated Immortal Fairies.

Unfortunately, for some reason, the Immortal Fairies of the Snow Flame Sect were very proud and aloof, turning a blind eye to his charm. They clearly liked him very much in their hearts, but they just couldn't bring themselves to say it.

This made him anxious and worried, and he even began to suspect that the Modifier was broken.

Until today, the most beautiful woman in the Snow Flame Sect, Elder Yuhu, brought him back to Hundred Herbs Peak with a marriage contract, not even giving him the option to refuse.

Although it's direct, I like it!

Only then did Xiao Bai realize: the Modifier after Transmigration had a grand vision, only selecting top-tier Immortal Fairies.

Faced with Elder Yuhu's questioning, Xiao Bai finally looked up at this highly respected, aloof, and stunningly beautiful female elder.

Completely different from the cold and serious image Xiao Bai had imagined, she was actually a round-faced beauty as fresh and tender as a Young Girl, with a hint of sexual indifference!

There was a poem in his previous life: "If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask about me, tell them my heart is as pure as jade in a pot."

Moreover, she was a white-haired Immortal Fairy...

Which Chinese person could refuse white hair?

Confirmed the look in her eyes, this woman is very immortal, the type Xiao Bai likes.

After a glance, Xiao Bai said:

"This Disciple was just too surprised, my mind was blank, and I forgot what to say for a moment. As for dual Cultivation, this Disciple's status is humble, how could I be worthy..."

"You're lying."

The female elder with a face as beautiful as a painting slightly furrowed her brows, interrupting Xiao Bai's words indifferently.

Master Yuhu faintly felt a hint of heavenly will.

Speaking of which, she was originally just casually looking for a man with Balanced Five Elements that she found pleasing to the eye to deal with the current crisis.

Unexpectedly, this man not only had a good appearance, but also an extraordinary temperament, making her unable to suppress the affection in her heart.

A mere Laborer Disciple actually possessed such composure in the face of favor and disgrace. In his seemingly carefree and indifferent demeanor, he seemed to be hiding lofty ambitions.

Could he be an unparalleled expert living in seclusion within the sect?

...Strange, what am I thinking!

Master Yuhu suddenly woke up, her clear eyes staring at the man in front of her:

"A Laborer Disciple seeing me shows no nervousness or surprise, as if everything is within your expectations."

Xiao Bai was startled, thinking he had been exposed.

But he quickly realized that this was the significant effect of the Targeted Charm Modifier!

Elder Yuhu had already begun to convince herself...

Without arguing, Xiao Bai casually asked:

"Elder and Disciple have distinct positions of respect and inferiority, are you not afraid of criticism within the sect?"

You should know that although Master Yuhu has attracted countless admirers due to her appearance and temperament, she has always kept people at arm's length, and is not a casual person.

The Power of the Charm Modifier is evident!

Under the peach tree where fine snow was falling, Master Yuhu sat cross-legged with her eyes closed, her bamboo-leaf eyebrows lightly relaxed, and she said calmly:

"Whether it is the laws of the Cambrian Kingdom or the Heavenly Origin Dao Laws, they only prohibit relatives and apprentices from Forming a Partnership, and there is no rule that elders cannot Form a Partnership with Laborers. As for why I want to Form a Partnership with you, it is all because I have encountered a bottleneck in my Cultivation, and you have a Balanced Five Elements Physique, which will be of some help to me."

Xiao Bai was slightly stunned, never expecting that one day he would hear an Immortal Fairy say to him:

* Yao man, I want you to help me cultivate!*

However, it was the first time he had heard that he had the Heavenly Waste Talent of Balanced Five Elements.

This may be related to the fact that he was a Transmigrator in his physical body, who grew up on Earth where the Spiritual Qi Concentration was zero.

Fortunately, with the Modifier, it's not a big problem.

"My Cultivation is weak, and my Physique is frail. I fear my body can't handle it and would only tarnish the Elder's purity."

Xiao Bai played hard to get.

Moreover, having seven top Immortal Fairy Dao Companions in the game, his body truly couldn't handle it.

Master Yu Hu only said:

"It's fine. I'm skilled in Herbal Medicine and healing arts. I won't exhaust you, and it will also benefit your Cultivation."

Xiao Bai feigned relief and said respectfully:

"I'll listen to the Elder's instructions in all matters."

His questions were over, but the Elder still had questions.

"In recent years, the Monster Beast Mountain Range has been unstable, and inevitably, Demon-Monsters have infiltrated the Sect, attempting to subvert the Snow Flame Sect."

"You've been in the Sect for three years, your Cultivation has stagnated, yet you're not ashamed but instead appear calm and composed, possessing an Immortal Aura, making it difficult not to suspect you."

"...If you want to stay on Hundred Herbs Peak, you must answer one question for me."

This was a political review question, and also a question that could lead to death!

After all, in the last hundred years, the Yao Race and Devil Gate have launched dozens of large and small invasions against Snow Flame Mountain. If not for the Dao Alliance's strong support, Snow Flame Mountain might have been destroyed long ago.

The Sect entry political review requires Heart Questioning, and the questions involved are mostly related to Demon-Monsters.

Xiao Bai didn't panic at all; he was just a Transmigrator.

Master Yu Hu closed her eyes, performed Hand Seals, pointed in the air, pressed on Xiao Bai's brow, and said in a low voice:

"If one day you catch a powerful Demoness, what should you do?"

Snowflakes fluttered like light catkins, silent and soundless, yet seemingly containing the Power of the Heavenly Dao.

Xiao Bai had no scruples, seriously staring at the Elder in front of him, who looked like a Young Girl, feeling that he had already won her over, and deliberately flirted:

"If the Yao has the Elder's appearance, it's better to capture her and make her my Wife."

Translated into plain language: Demoness, I want you to help me cultivate!

After all, there are female Elders who see that Laborer Disciples are handsome and forcibly take them as Dao Companions. Can't he marry a Fox Demon Wife?

In an instant!

Her clear eyebrows furrowed slightly, her long eyelashes fell like snow, and the flower buds on the entire tree bloomed in the snowflakes.

In her closed-eyed, indifferent face, two ice-like eyes, resembling Peach Blossoms and snow, slowly opened.

Her calm and serene face instantly shimmered with light, and a proud and relieved smile curved at the corners of her lips.

Xiao Bai was dumbfounded and didn't have time to react.

Her loose green cloak fell off, revealing her straight and smooth shoulders, as white as snow...

Smooth Shoulders!

Beauty lies in the bones, not the skin. Xiao Bai didn't look away, and his mind wasn't quite right.

Was this the speed of getting to first base too fast?

But thinking about it carefully, after getting the marriage certificate, tonight would be their wedding night in the Freezing Room...

It's settled!

At the same time.

Spring water gurgled out, slowly rising to the edge of the pool, engulfing the flying snow and blooming Peach Blossoms.

Engulfing the Immortal Fairy's smooth shoulders.

Also engulfing Xiao Bai's sight and hearing.

Before he could react, Xiao Bai's vision went black, and the surroundings were as silent as a void.

Only a faint, extremely subtle touch came from an unknown place...

How playful.

Xiao Bai was finally relieved.

Five years of transmigration, three years in the Sect, he, who had worked so hard to find a rich Immortal Fairy, was finally Eating Soft Rice that was plump, white, fragrant, and tender.

It was like a daydream of a disappointed person slumped over a keyboard, a bit unreal.

Suddenly--

A cold and vast Mechanical Voice boomed into his Sea of Consciousness!

[Ding--The Cultivation World's Number One Gigolo Targeted Charm Modifier (For Home Use) has been successfully Infused with Spirit. Host Xiao Bai has the highest Administrator authority for this Modifier and can log in to the main interface at any time to view and manage it.]

Falling Peach Blossoms, shimmering water.

Xiao Bai was unaware, his heart like a warm sun, his body like a coiled Dragon, vaguely in the ethereal Immortal Realm, not caring about these trivial Mortal Realm affairs.

Until a certain moment, the System knocked on his Divine Soul, which was wandering in the clouds, again.

[Notice to Host: This Modifier has experienced code corruption due to the Plane storm, resulting in your current charm being effective only on powerful Villainous Women. Please be sure to pay attention to your established position!]

What?

Xiao Bai suddenly opened his eyes!

Bamboo Forest surrounded him.

Clear water and Peach Blossoms intertwined, weaving together nine hazy, swaying...

Snow-white fox tails.

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The plot focuses on daily life, with face-slapping as a supplement. No NTR, no yuri, and not a single Bad Woman will be missed. All virgins will be taken, and everyone will receive Punishment!

The first hundred thousand words or so are the Eating Soft Rice development stage. If you want to see a domineering male lead, you need to fast-forward to after the Put on Shelves and drawing the Heavenly Dao Grand Gift Bag.

Also, some typos are to prevent censorship.