The livestream-
[Butt? What butt? Why don't I understand?]
[Is this some entertainment industry slang, or does Brother Ye know some gossip we don't?]
[I have a theory. Could Nie Chu have hemorrhoids?!]
[Get lost! You rumor-mongering dogs! Our Brother Nie would never get anything like that.]
[Ye Lan and Nie Chu are actually on a show together. The production team really has guts. I love bold guys like Director Mi who dare to fan the flames.]
[Fight! Fight!]
Hearing this, Nie Chu's first thought was, Could Ye Lan know something?
But he quickly dismissed the thought. Impossible. He believed he had been extremely discreet every time he went to the hospital. Even the paparazzi hadn't caught him, so how could this guy know?
He had probably just heard a few rumors and was bluffing. Nie Chu wouldn't fall for it!
Nie Chu sneered. "I don't know what you're talking about."
After that, he didn't dare linger either, taking the nephew he had brought along and leaving.
In Ye Lan's mind, this guy had already become a badass who ate raw crayfish through his anus. If he took a jab at Ye Lan, so be it. Ye Lan wouldn't stoop to his level.
The production team of "Burn Bright, Family Bonds!" used a fixed 4V4 lineup, but each episode would also invite a special guest and a child to join them.
Nie Chu had brought his brother's son this time, so he was clearly the special guest for this first episode.
Ye Lan's and Nie Chu's fans had always been sworn enemies. Wherever they stood became a battlefield, and wherever they went, not a blade of grass survived.
By inviting the two of them together this time, Director Mi had truly cracked the code for drawing traffic.
The other guests returned one after another to make breakfast. Ye Xunzhi had already spent some time sunning both her front and her back. Once she had warmed herself all over, she went back for another nap.
Only when the production team was about to announce another task did Ye Lan dig her out from under the covers.
After breakfast, the guests gathered again. Ye Xunzhi had already changed while eating breakfast and hadn't taken her clothes off to sleep. Once the covers were lifted, she was fully dressed and ready to go.
Now she was practically dangling from Ye Lan. She would leave listening to the task and all that to her second brother. All she needed to do was quietly cling to his leg.
The viewers in the livestream had gone from criticizing her at first to gradually accepting reality. Let her be lazy. As long as Little Sister Little Xun came through when it mattered, that was enough.
Some fans had even started manipulating themselves into believing it.
Really, eating and sleeping, then sleeping and eating, was the most fulfilling state of life.
Little Sister Little Xun stayed true to herself even on camera. That showed just how genuine and unpretentious she was! She was living everyone's ideal life!
Director Mi raised his megaphone and announced the second task of the day-a town treasure hunt.
"Life comes down to eight words: eat well, dress warmly, clothing, food, shelter, travel. Yet all these roads lead to just one word: money!"
"When we were little, we ignorantly believed money could do anything. Once we grew up, we discovered that what we thought as children wasn't wrong at all. So today, let's work hard for money! Next, we'll travel by car to various checkpoints around Capital City to complete tasks."
The guests got into the cars one after another. The production staff member in the front passenger seat handed the guests a map, and the director's voice came through the radio.
"Luck is also part of ability. The production team has set up twenty checkpoints around Capital City. The amount you can earn varies according to the task's difficulty."
"The amounts for the twenty checkpoints aren't displayed. Guests can go there themselves, learn about them, and decide whether to take on the challenge. The money you accumulate can be used in the next task or exchanged with the production team for items."
"But please note that once a checkpoint has been successfully completed, it immediately becomes unavailable, and the other guests can no longer attempt its challenge. The amounts you can earn are 100 yuan, 500 yuan, and 1,000 yuan. Good luck, everyone."
In the car, Ye Lan thrust the map in front of Ye Xunzhi. "Come on, take your pick. Which checkpoint should we go to first?"
Ye Xunzhi hated car rides more than anything in this life. Dizzy and nauseated, she gave it a cursory glance. "Go to the closest place."
[I feel awful. My head hurts and my stomach hurts too. How do these people not get carsick? Why don't I have that indestructible constitution? I'm jealous!]
[No, I can't be the only one suffering. I sincerely hope everyone in the world gets carsick (amen).]
Ye Lan: "..."
Don't wish for the whole world to suffer with you just because you get carsick.
After half an hour on the road, the car reached their destination without trouble. This time, they had come to Eternal Peace Ancient Street, one of Capital City's distinctive attractions, and found a teahouse by following the location.
Ye Xunzhi looked up curiously. "Second Brother, do you think there'll be anything tasty here?"
Ye Lan put away the map, looking perfectly unruffled. "Probably, but I don't have any money."
[My second brother really is a useless man.]
Ye Lan: *You little brat, isn't that a heartless change of tune? : )*
They had barely stepped inside when they heard a little boy's cool voice behind them. "Uncle, this is the place."
At the sound, the siblings turned around and found themselves face-to-face with Nie Chu and his nephew as they came through the door.
Both older brothers spoke at once. "Why are you here too?"
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