The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn

[Showbiz + Gossip and Mind Reading + Meme-Fueled Comedy + Unhinged Plot Twists + Everyone's Darling]

Ye Xunzhi, a modern-day college student with all the resilience of a soggy cracker, transmigrates into a novel.

The good news: Although she's a fake heiress who's been kicked out of a wealthy family, her grandfather's family seems pretty damn powerful too. Especially her biological older brothers-every single one is a heavyweight she can lean on.

The bad news: Everyone in this family meets a tragic end. Perhaps because their fates are linked, she'll end up dying too.

Ye Xunzhi: "Do I absolutely have to go back to this family?"

The even worse news: It turns out she's already been reborn several times since entering the novel. Every time, she tried to change this goddamn fate. Every time, she failed.

After that emotional whiplash, Ye Xunzhi gives up completely and kicks that screwed-up destiny to the curb. I don't give a flying fuck. I'll just wait to die.

Watching her lovesick second brother step forward to defend his dream girl, Ye Xunzhi sighs inwardly:

[My second brother has everything going for him, except he forgot to activate his intelligence stat when he was born. You think she's your unattainable true love; she thinks you're a stand-in and an ATM. Just wait until her almighty Dragon King comes back-you'll be the first sacrificial offering.]

Her second brother's eyes widen in shock!

[My eldest brother is so handsome. What a shame that such a gorgeous guy has no idea his most trusted secretary has already teamed up with the rival company. He's about to be framed and thrown in prison.]

Her eldest brother is stunned. "WHAT?!"

Then there's her third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother...

Once she moves from the wealthy-family melodrama into showbiz, Ye Xunzhi lets loose even more.

Like an ever-upgrading gossip machine, she goes wherever someone's courting disaster.

Fans' spicy take: "Being a Ye Xunzhi fan gives you the constant thrill of wondering whether she'll still have a career tomorrow."

But as Ye Xunzhi keeps munching on gossip, she realizes something isn't right. How is she suddenly riding so high that even everyone around her is getting lifted straight to heaven?