"Shen Yu, hurry, look at the campus confessions page!"
Yuan Run, who had been lying lifelessly on his bed, sprang upright and slapped the bed frame, motioning for Shen Yu to check his phone. "Your smile is way too sweet! You've definitely earned first pick of partners."
"Huh?" Shen Yu scratched his head in confusion, put the clothes he had changed out of into the washing machine, wiped his hands, and sluggishly climbed into bed. Then he opened his phone, on which he had joined who knew how many groups over the past two days.
What greeted him was a heated discussion, along with a photo of himself waiting like an emperor to be fed. Looking at his own goofy smile, Shen Yu pursed his lips in distaste.
"I look so stupid. Who took such an ugly picture?"
"Is that the point?" Yuan Run knocked on the bed frame, exasperated enough to want to pound on Shen Yu's wooden head. "With this many people asking about you, you definitely won't be short of dates in college."
"Oh." Faced with his excited roommate, Shen Yu remained unhurried, but the words that came out of his mouth were a bombshell. "I wasn't short of one to begin with."
His roommates: ...
"You have a partner?" Yuan Run shouted so excitedly that his voice cracked. He shot to his feet, only to hit his head on the ceiling and instantly howl in pain.
Yet even that could not stop Yuan Run's thirst for gossip. To get the latest news, he ignored Xie Wentao's attempts to stop him and scrambled over to Shen Yu's bedside, his face full of a hungry longing to be fed.
"You'll find out later." Frightened by his roommate's burning gaze, Shen Yu lifted his quilt and covered himself, leaving