Transported to Azeroth, but I'm a Stonemason

Countess Katrana: "The Kingdom of Stormwind is nothing but a crumbling house..."

Lich King Ner'zhul: "All I have to do is give Lordaeron one little kick..."

Chief Architect VanCleef: "Then we'll give you a beating and rebuild the Alliance into something unbreakable."

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"Why is Silvermoon City flying the Brotherhood's banners?"

"Because they drove out the Scourge."

"Then can they drive out the humans, too?"

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"Why did you send King Galen to the guillotine?"

"Because 'Citizen Galen' was suspected of colluding with the Scourge."

"Then why aren't you executing me?"

"Because you are the Scourge."

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"No one is allowed to undermine the friendship and solidarity between humans and gnomes," the General Secretary said in private. "Not even the High Tinker."

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Two Alliance royalists were exiled to the snowy mountains of Alterac, where they discussed why each had been banished.

The first said, "I opposed Felix Walkpatin."

The second said, "I supported Felix Walkpatin."

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After reading these Alliance political jokes, Felix reflected that a person's fate depended not only on their own efforts, but also on the course of history. How had he, a mere Defias rogue, ended up as General Secretary of the Alliance?

Still, jokes were jokes-but the enemies of the Alliance's workers had better beware. The Brotherhood's chess master kept every secret close to his heart, and few who faced him across the board escaped unscathed. Whether Onyxia, Ner'zhul, or Archimonde, all had suffered crushing defeat in an instant, just when they thought victory was assured.

So, who's next?