"Sir, you absolutely mustn't miss this Galaxy Shuttle!
You'd definitely come off it without so much as a change in expression, unlike me. I wet my pants."
A madman with obvious yellow stains on his pants tried to entice Yang Yi, seemingly having wet himself in fright on the thrilling ride.
But Yang Yi ignored him and merely glanced at the sign beside the vertical transport ride.
[The most thrilling, most entertaining Galaxy Shuttle will give you an experience unlike anything you've ever felt. Tickets cost five experience vouchers. All purchases are final. No refunds or exchanges.]
Yang Yi didn't go on the ride. Instead, he headed toward the conspicuous ticket booth not far away, where masses of colorful balloons had been raised, as though they were afraid people might fail to notice it.
"Welcome to Mad Laughter Valley. Would you like to buy experience vouchers?"
A special madman stood inside the booth. Its head had multiple masks, allowing it to serve several customers at once, and its body had many thin, noodle-like hands, so it had no need to worry about running short of hands.
It called out to Yang Yi at the top of its voice, acting much more normally than the other madmen who were always cackling, just like an ordinary sales clerk.
Yang Yi glanced at the notice board, which listed the prices of various things.
Besides experience vouchers, plenty of other things were for sale.
[Today's surprise prices.
Laughing Valley Amusement Park experience voucher: 1,000 Player Points. First purchase 20% off, with no quantity limit.
Laughing Valley Amusement Park map: 500 Player Points. (Valid for seven days, three days remaining.)
Mad Laughter Valley daily special drink-The Sour, Sharp-Tongued Old Granny, extra-large gulp-it-down cup, limit one, 5,000 Player Points.
Laughing Valley Points can be exchanged for