But when he pushed open Rin Nohara's bedroom door, he froze on the spot.
What was going on?
Both girls' faces were as red as boiled shrimp. Each clutched a piece of the dirty clothing he had changed out of that morning and had yet to wash, rubbing it against her nose and making little whimpering sounds.
Xuan Zhe felt his brain struggling to keep up.
Why did this look just like some of those dodgy little movies he had watched before?
"Lord Xuan Zhe... I feel awful..."
"It itches... I'm so itchy all over..."
Seeing him come in, the two girls hazily approached and latched onto his arms, one on either side.
Xuan Zhe's face darkened.
Wait, hanging on is one thing, but keep your hands to yourselves!
For behavior like this, I'm going to have to give you a proper lesson on your parents' behalf!
A thought suddenly popped into his head.
Back when he read trashy novels, he had hated those melodramatic scenes where a supporting female character got drugged and the male lead used his internal energy to purge the drug.
At the time, he had thought that if any author dared write that, he would hang the bastard from a tree and whip him with a belt.
Are you sick in the head?
How brain-dead do you have to be to come up with garbage like that?
Xuan Zhe had sworn back then that if he ever encountered something like that, he absolutely would not be that kind of man!
Meanwhile, above Konoha.
"Finally... I'm finally going to see you, Rin!"
Obito stared down at the brightly lit village, a fanatical gleam in his eyes.
With the body Tobi had given him, combined with his years of desperate training in the Cave, his strength