"Living pretty comfortably, aren't you, Lord Hatake?" Tsunade spat out a grape, a humorless smile on her face. "In another two years, will you be moving somewhere else and having these three girls make your bed and wait on you?"
"No need for two years. One will do."
Of course, he hadn't dared say that aloud. If he did, this house would come crashing down tonight.
Night had fallen.
Tsunade huddled under the covers, making little whimpering noises that sounded nothing like her.
Smack!
Chu Tiankuo slapped her bottom and said irritably, "Quit putting on an act. Talk normally."
Tsunade rolled her eyes at the slap. Too exhausted to make a fuss, she pouted and muttered, "I don't want to be Hokage anymore. It's such a pain. I want to pick up girls, drink, and eat barbecue!"
Smack! Smack! Smack!
Another few slaps landed.
Tsunade begged for mercy from the pain, then turned to glare at him. "Have you lost your mind?"
"I got you the Hokage position. The Shinobi World War only lasted three years, and you've only been in office for two before saying you want to quit?" Chu Tiankuo looked speechless. "Do you realize what a waste that is?"
Sure, Tsunade hadn't stayed Hokage for very long in the original story either, but wasn't she losing interest a little too quickly?
"I'm working myself to death out there while you enjoy yourself at home. It's not fair!" Gathering her strength, Tsunade rolled over and pinned him beneath her.
Hiss-this weight. Why did it feel like she'd gained several more pounds?
"If you really quit... the only successors would be my husband and that kid Minato Namikaze, wouldn't they?" Chu Tiankuo muttered to himself.
A question suddenly occurred to him.
What would happen if no one