Soul Land Dating Sim: Romance My Way to Godhood
Chapter 19

Tang San: Want to Steal My Big Brother? Get Past Me First!

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Tang Tian said nothing more.

He simply pointed at Xiao Wu, who was still peeking around the doorway, and declared loudly:

"Everyone! I think this young lady has an extraordinary physique and exceptional talent. One look tells you she's a dragon or phoenix among people!"

"She's better suited than me to be the boss of Dorm Seven!"

Everyone was instantly dumbfounded.

They all stared blankly at the delicate-looking little girl in the doorway.

The boss? Her?

Who could she possibly beat?

Xiao Wu was stunned too.

She blinked her big eyes, looking utterly bewildered.

What was going on?

I only just walked in. How did I become the boss?

Was this some kind of welcoming gift in the human world?

Although she did not understand what had happened.

Xiao Wu's gaze was involuntarily drawn to the boy pointing at her.

She did not know why.

But she caught an extremely enticing scent coming from him.

It was a kind of...

Fresh, natural scent, brimming with vitality.

For her, a hundred-thousand-year soul beast who had taken human form.

That scent held a fatal attraction.

Like a little rabbit that had starved for three days suddenly spotting a big, juicy radish!

It was an instinct carved into her bones!

Perhaps it was the effect of [Blue Silver · Mimicry]!

Although Tang Tian had already deactivated the active skill.

The affinity that came from cultivating Blue Silver Grass.

Was practically walking hormones to plant-type soul beasts.

Xiao Wu walked over curiously.

She paid no attention to the astonished looks around her.

Instead, she went straight up to Tang Tian and actually leaned right in.

Like a little puppy.

She circled Tang Tian, even sniffing at him.

"Mmm..."

"You smell nice..."

"You really smell so good..."

Xiao Wu could not help swallowing.

The look she gave Tang Tian became a little strange?

It was the sort of look one might give a carrot that had gained sentience.

Tang Tian went rigid under the rabbit's sniffing, looking utterly bewildered:

"Hey, hey, hey... what are you doing?"

Tang San watched this unfold from the side.

His brows instantly drew into three deep furrows.

He had just driven off Wang Sheng, and now here came another?

And a girl, at that?

What did she mean by getting handsy with his big brother and sniffing him all over the moment she arrived?

Were girls these days all so forward?

Tang San quietly stepped forward.

He placed himself in front of Tang Tian.

Cutting off Xiao Wu's rather excessive enthusiasm, he said stiffly:

"Hey, fellow student, please behave yourself."

Blocked by him, Xiao Wu pouted in displeasure.

"My name isn't Hey. It's Xiao Wu!"

She looked at Tang San.

Then at Tang Tian, whom he was shielding behind him.

Her eyes darted around, and a mischievous smile appeared:

"I don't mind being the boss."

"But..."

She pointed at Tang Tian and announced imperiously:

"My perk as the boss is that you have to cultivate with me from now on! Or... you can just let me sniff you!"

Tang Tian: "..."

Tang San: "..."

The work-study students: "..."

This girl's tastes seemed a little unusual, didn't they?

"You can just let me sniff you?"

The moment those words left her mouth.

A deathly silence fell over Dorm Seven.

Everyone gaped, staring with strange expressions at the exquisitely pretty little girl before them.

Wh-what kind of outrageous talk was that?

Such an adorable little girl.

Why did she sound like a female hooligan?

Tang Tian's mouth twitched, and he instinctively took half a step back.

Although he knew Xiao Wu was a rabbit in human form, wasn't this far too direct?

Forget a hundred-thousand-year rogue rabbit. She was practically a hundred-thousand-year female pervert!

Tang San's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

He grabbed Tang Tian's arm.

And pulled him behind himself.

His tone was icy:

"You can be the boss if you want."

"But you can't lay a hand on my big brother."

Xiao Wu curled her lip and planted both hands on her hips.

Looking both adorable and arrogant:

"Hmph! Stingy!"

"What's wrong with just sniffing him? It's not like he'll lose a chunk of flesh!"

Her eyes rolled.

Her gaze swept over the dumbstruck work-study students around her.

Finally settling on Wang Sheng, she raised her chin and asked:

"Hey, big guy, you tell me. Can I be the boss or not?"

Singled out, Wang Sheng abruptly snapped out of his daze.

He glanced at Xiao Wu, who was small but imposing.

Then at the composed Tang Tian.

And Tang San, whose face was filled with murderous intent.

He swallowed.

"Well... by the rules, whoever has the biggest fists is the boss."

"We originally wanted to nominate Tang Tian, but he doesn't seem to want the job..."

Wang Sheng said cautiously:

"If you want to be the boss, you have to prove your strength first."

"Prove my strength? That's easy!"

Xiao Wu giggled.

She loosened her wrists and ankles, producing a series of crisp cracks.

"Come on! Who objects? You can all come at me together!"

"Once I beat you, I can be the boss, and I can also..."

Her gaze drifted toward Tang Tian.

She muttered softly:

"I can also steal that sweet-smelling fellow and make him my hugging pillow..."

Although her voice was quiet, everyone was close enough to hear her perfectly clearly.

Tang Tian: ...

Was this the legendary "rabbit eating the grass beside its own burrow"?

Tang San's gaze turned utterly cold.

This girl was far too dangerous!

Not only was she a female hooligan, she was a female hooligan who wanted to steal his big brother!

He had to teach her a lesson and show her why the flowers were so red!

"Want to steal my big brother? Get past me first!"

Tang San stepped forward and assumed an opening stance.

Although he did not draw upon the internal energy of the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

His mountain-steady presence.

Still made the surrounding work-study students feel a wave of pressure.

"Oh? You want to fight me?"

Xiao Wu looked Tang San up and down.

A flicker of surprise passed through her eyes, immediately turning into excitement:

"Interesting! You look like you've had some training too!"

"Come on, then! Once I beat you, I'll be the boss!"

"If you lose, you'll not only have to call me Sister Xiao Wu from now on, you'll also have to lend me your big brother!"

"In your dreams!"

Tang San snapped coldly, his footwork shifting.

Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track activated in an instant.

His figure shot toward Xiao Wu like a phantom.

He had no intention of using hidden weapons.

Against a little girl, his fists and feet would be enough!

"So fast!"

Wang Sheng and the others cried out in shock.

Their vision merely blurred, and Tang San was already in front of Xiao Wu.

He struck with his palm, the wind whistling behind it as it headed straight for Xiao Wu's shoulder.

Although he had not put his full strength into the blow.

It was still enough to send an adult flying.

Yet Xiao Wu did not panic.

Faced with Tang San's attack, she advanced rather than retreating.

Her body actually twisted at an extraordinarily bizarre angle.

Soft and seemingly boneless, she evaded the palm strike.

Immediately afterward, her long scorpion braid lashed out like a whip, coiling toward Tang San's wrist.

At the same time, her seemingly delicate long legs sprang up, kicking straight at Tang San's chin!

Soft techniques!

Tang San was startled, but reacted extremely quickly, flicking his wrist.

He activated Controlling Crane Capturing Dragon, trying to shake off the braid.

At the same time, he pressed his other hand down to block the kick.

Bang!

They exchanged several moves in an instant, their movements so fast they dazzled the eye.

The surrounding work-study students watched, dumbstruck.

Were these really six-year-old children?

Weren't their skills even better than those of the upper-year students?

Even Wang Sheng looked utterly bewildered.

He had originally thought having a little brute strength made him pretty good.

But compared with these two monsters, he was nothing but trash!

Tang Tian stood to one side, his arms folded across his chest.

He watched the bout with keen interest.

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