Passed!

Xiao Wu gritted her teeth and instantly stepped in front of Tang San.

"Fourth Soul Skill, Invincible Golden Body!"

A pink rabbit phantom instantly enveloped Tang San and Xiao Wu.

Boom!

The palm struck the Invincible Golden Body squarely, yet failed to shake it in the slightest!

Invincible Golden Body! Absolutely invincible below God-level, immune to all physical and energy attacks! It could be used at most three times a day, and for every ten levels gained afterward, its duration increased by one second!

Xiao Wu looked pleased with herself.

"What?!"

Zhao Wuji had not expected Xiao Wu to block his palm strike!

Although it was only his Second Soul Skill, and he had not used his full strength.

But he was a Soul Saint, while Xiao Wu was merely a Soul Ancestor!

"Hee-hee!"

Xiao Wu teleported behind Tang San. At some point, a handful of golden grains had appeared in his hand.

With a wave of one hand, over a dozen golden needles took on dragon shapes, wrapped in Soul Power.

"Ranked eighth on the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record's overall hidden weapon list-Dragon Whisker Needle!!"

Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink!

"Argh!!"

Zhao Wuji's Immovable Bright King Body was breached instantly. Dragon Whisker Needles specialized in piercing protective energy; they plunged into his flesh and curled up in an instant!

"Aah!!"

The True Body Armor shattered!

The three watching from the sidelines were utterly shocked. Zhao Wuji's Immovable Bright King Body had been broken!

"Roar!!"

Enraged, Zhao Wuji lit up a black Soul Ring behind him.

"Fifth Soul Skill, Gravity Squeeze!!"

The air throughout the entire battlefield grew extremely heavy, and a terrifying pressure bore down on Xiao Wu and Tang San.

"Hahahahaha! Little Monsters, let's see what you do now!"

Xiao Wu gritted her teeth. "You big dumb bear, you have no shame! Using your Fifth Soul Skill against us!"

"Xiao Wu!"

"Got it!"

Xiao Wu teleported repeatedly, instantly moving beyond the range of Gravity Squeeze.

Tang San used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track together with teleportation, trying to rush outside, while a strand of Blue Silver Grass stretched out to pull him free.

"My Fifth Soul Skill isn't that easy to escape!"

Yet in the next moment, Tang San's body twisted strangely several times, completely avoiding the squeezing force. Pulled by the Blue Silver Grass, he instantly reached the outside of the Gravity Squeeze field.

"What?! How is that possible!"

"His body actually neutralized all that pressure coming from every direction!"

Tang San dropped to one knee outside the field, panting slightly, excitement at the corners of his mouth. "Six Styles, Paper Arts!"

"By completely relaxing the body, it automatically evades attacks. Against Gravity Squeeze, the body flows like paper, neutralizing gravity with softness-that is overcoming hardness with softness!"

"Damn it!"

Zhao Wuji felt a headache coming on. Was his reputation really going to be swept into the dust today?

If word got out, he would die of embarrassment!

With that thought, he prepared to attack again.

But Tang San stood up with a smile. "Teacher Zhao, time is already up."

Only then did Zhao Wuji notice that the sand in the hourglass had long since run out.

Zhao Wuji fell silent, black lines appearing across his forehead.

"Teacher Zhao, did we pass?"

Ning Rongrong playfully shook the hourglass in her hand.

Though thoroughly frustrated, Zhao Wuji could only grit his teeth and say, "You passed!"

They exchanged knowing smiles.

"Yay!"

Xiao Wu turned and threw her arms around Ning Rongrong, bouncing up and down.

Ning Rongrong leaned back slightly under the force of her embrace, then laughed along. "All right, all right, a little gentler~"

Although they had known each other for only a single day, they already seemed well on their way to becoming close girlfriends.

Xiao Wu had a lively, impulsive personality, and Ning Rongrong was a spirited girl too. Once together, they felt as though they had met far too late.

Tang San did not join in the excitement. Instead, he walked up to Zhao Wuji and bowed slightly. "Teacher Zhao, let me remove the Dragon Whisker Needles from your body. If they stay inside too long, they will have some adverse effects."

Zhao Wuji glanced at him. Though those youngsters had just beaten him into a sorry state, he was not a petty man. He sat cross-legged on the ground and said briskly, "Go ahead."

Tang San circulated Soul Power into his palms and used Tang Sect techniques to tap several acupoints on Zhao Wuji's back in succession.

His movements were extremely fast, withdrawing immediately after each touch.

Soon, he had removed all dozen or so golden needles, each as fine as a hair.

Zhao Wuji rolled his shoulders. Feeling that heart-piercing pain instantly fade, he let out a long, stale breath.

Tang San put away the Dragon Whisker Needles and cupped his hands slightly. "Teacher Zhao, it's done."

"Mm."

Zhao Wuji stood up and snorted.

"All right, get lost."

Tang San smiled, then turned to catch up with Xiao Wu and the others.

Dai Mubai had already been waiting nearby. He draped an arm over Tang San's shoulder. "Come on, come on. I'll show you around the dorms."

Zhao Wuji remained where he was, watching the boys and girls walk away, chattering. Though he snorted, the corners of his mouth still could not help lifting slightly.

"The academy is finally going to liven up."

In the blink of an eye, the next day arrived.

With Dai Mubai's introduction, Tang San and the others also met the academy's last student, Ma Hongjun.

He was a round, plump boy with the Evil Fire Phoenix Martial Soul and an easygoing personality-the sort who could eat enough for five people in one meal.

And today was their first official class after enrolling.

However, before that first class even began, the dining hall erupted.

Inside Shrek Academy's dining hall, plates and bowls were piled like mountains. Breakfast was well and truly over.

Dai Mubai looked at the completely empty stove, and his anger immediately surged. "Are you kidding me?! You've eaten all the breakfast! What are we supposed to do?!"

Ma Hongjun stiffened his neck and snapped back, "Who told you to come so late?! How many times have we said you're not allowed in the dining hall until everyone else has finished eating?!"

"Once you start grabbing food, there's nothing left for anyone else!"

"I've just had my heart broken! Can't I even have one filling meal?!"

Tang San and Xiao Wu stood to one side, staring blankly at the tableware strewn all over the floor.

Xiao Wu muttered quietly, "How did he fit all that food inside him?"

Dai Mubai grew even angrier, pointing at Ma Hongjun and shouting, "You damn fatty! You've got half an hour to make breakfast! Otherwise, we'll eat you, you chicken!"

"I'm a phoenix!"

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing stood by the doorway, watching the two argue, feeling both helpless and amused.

Oscar strolled over from the side, a warm smile spreading across his face. "Yo, hello, everyone. So full of energy."

Ma Hongjun glanced at him. "Why did Bastard Ao shave his beard?"

Oscar paid him no mind. Looking toward the two girls, he raised his hand in a graceful, dashing gesture. "Beautiful ladies, rest assured. With me here, there's plenty to eat."

Light flashed, and a piece of fragrant tofu appeared in his hand.

"Cute, fragrant, tender tofu~"

The instant the tofu appeared, a strange smell spread in every direction.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing felt dizzy, while Xiao Wu frowned and kept fanning the air.

"That really is unbearably pungent."

Ning Rongrong covered her nose and took a step back.

Completely oblivious to everyone's aversion, Oscar held up his sausage with a radiant smile. "Hehehe, who wants to eat my tofu?"

"That stinks! You bastard!"

Ma Hongjun swung a punch straight at Oscar.

"Who said you could conjure tofu in the dining hall?!"

Dai Mubai and Oscar, one on either side, beat Oscar until he staggered backward repeatedly.

Oscar covered his head and dodged, looking utterly bewildered. "Wasn't there no breakfast?"

"Fatty can cook!"