When the dog's mouth was only two inches from Chen Mo's mask, his Spider-Sense kicked in again.
Chen Mo straightened his arm and held Deadpool's head back.
Both front paws were still planted on his chest, and the tail was already wagging in a blur. In just a few seconds, several dog hairs had appeared on Chen Mo's red-and-black suit.
Had Chen Mo mentioned this before? Actually, every time he met Deadpool, his Spider-Sense kept going off, and its intensity was always directly proportional to how much of a pervert Deadpool was being.
"The Interspecies True Love Magic experiment is on hold."
Chen Mo pushed the dog's face farther away.
As a dog lover, this was the first time Chen Mo had ever been so repulsed by a dog.
"First, tell me how you two got in. Right now, this place only offers one-way tickets. Don't tell me you took a wrong turn while heading off to reincarnate together?"
"Through love."
"Because he's illiterate and can't spell English words."
Deadpool and Loki spoke at the same time.
Chen Mo looked at Loki.
Deadpool was heartbroken.
Loki raised the white light in his palm and glanced at the red-and-black dog still trying to get close to Chen Mo.
"It started when he stumbled into a file he couldn't understand at all."
"Correction: it was a professional, meticulous, and personally charismatic interdepartmental investigation."
Deadpool raised a front paw.
"It also involved a handsome husband who had tragically lost his beloved, bravely storming a secret government agency to find his missing fiancé-"
Chen Mo applied pressure again.
The dog's face was pressed back against the floor.
A few hours earlier.
Or perhaps a few days earlier.
Time had no meaning at the Time Variance Authority. In any case, this had happened before