Zhang Chulan lit the sky lantern!

"Fine~" Faced with all those staring eyes, Wang Zhuo reluctantly agreed.

Under everyone's expectant gazes, he placed his hand on his blindfold, then pulled it off.

"Waaaaah... huh?"

The excited screams all cut off halfway through. Beneath the blindfold was another blindfold.

"Ta-da~ Surprised?" Wang Zhuo spread his hands.

Zhuge Qing put away his phone, his face a picture of speechlessness.

Zhang Lingyu, who had remained silent the entire time, pressed his lips together too. He hadn't expected that move.

Hidden Dragon couldn't help swearing. "You bastard! You're messing with us!"

"Get him, boys! Kick his ass!!"

"We're getting to the bottom of this today!"

Half-drunk, her flushed little face still reeking of alcohol, Lu Linglong pounced like a hungry tiger.

"Take this, Brother Liu!!!"

Seeing the crowd charging him, Wang Zhuo teleported out of the way, afraid they would damage the pinhole camera inside.

"Oi~ Oi~ Getting a little heated, aren't you, kids!"

Everyone missed and turned around angrily, ready to curse him out. But once they saw him clearly, the words stuck in their throats.

Wang Zhuo had taken off his blindfold. Silver hair fell across his forehead, and his gemlike azure eyes were fixed on them.

Those eyes seemed capable of seeing through everything, making them all feel they had nowhere to hide.

With one hand on his hip, Wang Zhuo bent down to look at everyone sprawled on the ground, looking so alluring in the firelight.

Silver hair hung between his eyes. As though he had become someone else, he teased the three girls:

"Feeling a little chemistry~?"

Everyone stared, dumbfounded. O.o "Holy shit..."

The rowdy atmosphere instantly fell quiet. The three girls' faces were redder than if they'd drunk counterfeit liquor, and blood trickled from their noses.

"Fuck, is there any justice left in this world?!" Looking at that devastatingly handsome face, Hidden Dragon felt as though he was about to get a stye.

"My Linglong, my three thousand yuan... boo-hoo!"

The three women screamed inwardly: What kind of perfect domineering CEO straight out of a novel is this!!!

Those eyes, that face, that nose, that complexion, that body!

Wang Zhuo immediately put his blindfold back on. Zhuge Qing, who had just been about to take a picture, clicked his tongue regretfully.

"Love me, big brother~~!" Even less able to watch her mouth when drunk, Lu Linglong screamed and threw herself at him.

Meanwhile, Zhang Chulan had already been drunk under the table by Yun, Wang Ergou, and the other experts at wheedling information out of people.

Lewd laughter kept spilling from his mouth. "Hehehehehe~ Ahahahahaha!"

Wang Ergou quickly struck while the iron was hot. "Zhang Chulan, who'll screw the heavens!"

"You're the man who's going to battle through the heavens! Why would you care about a little thing like this!"

Yun joined in with the flattery. "Exactly, exactly! Who else in the world today is worthy of bearing a chastity mark besides you!"

"Please, you've got to let us see!"

"Hehehehe..." Alcohol had completely taken over Zhang Chulan's brain, and he placed his hands on his waistband.

"You really want to see it that badly?"

"Yes!" everyone answered, Wang Zhuo included.

"All right! Then I'll give you an eyeful!"

With that, he undid his belt and yanked his pants down.

"Woooooooow!"

Their astonished expressions made Zhang Chulan even more pleased with himself. He was practically floating on air.

"I see it! I see it! There are symbols formed from qi faintly flowing over it. Amazing, absolutely amazing!"

After his initial surprise, Wang Ergou posed a soul-searching question. "It's just a little small... I mean, a little dim. I can't see it clearly."

"Can't see it clearly? No problem!"

"I'll turn up the brightness on my True Qi, and you'll be able to see it!"

Zhang Chulan began circulating the Golden Light Mantra. The darkness and firelight were both lit up by the golden light radiating from his body.

"Ah! You pervert!" Lu Linglong pressed her face against Wang Zhuo's chest, while sneaking a look out of the corner of her eye.

Watching him flaunt himself, Wang Zhuo couldn't help exclaiming, "Holy shit! Zhang Chulan lit the sky lantern!"

"Pfft!" Zhuge Qing sprayed out the liquor in his mouth and choked, coughing nonstop.

What the fuck do you mean, lit the sky lantern!

Zhi Jinhua's face was scarlet, but she couldn't tear her eyes away. "Just as I thought, these restrictive spells are all composed of special symbols!"

Wang Ergou screamed excitedly. "It's magnificent! Unlike today's flashy designs!"

"These runes are full of classical beauty!"

Ling joined in the commotion. "That's so badass! I want one tattooed on me too!"

"Wahahaha! Well? Letting you bird-watch under the moon-am I generous or what!" Zhang Chulan swayed, his dick swinging like a pendulum along with him.

Seeing him act like this, Zhang Lingyu was plainly a thousand times unwilling to accept it. A guy like this still had his chastity mark...

"Keep the music playing! Keep dancing!" Holding Feng Baobao's and Zhang Chulan's hands, Wang Zhuo played a mountain folk song.

"These dance steps were passed down by our ancestors, and the tune is called Dage!"

"Brothers and sisters, young and old, let's all dance together joyfully~!"

"Come on, come on, let's dance, dance~ Let's do the steps the girls adore~"

"If you don't know the dance, learn it! Move however your big brother moves~!"

Everyone danced around the bonfire, with Zhang Chulan swinging at the "head."

What had started as moon-viewing around a bonfire had completely changed in nature, with everyone dancing like lunatics.

"Come on, keep drinking!"

"Brother Liu, how can you make copies of yourself? There are three of you!"

"Hidden Dragon, if you're going to puke, get off to the side!"

Occasionally, mountain-patrolling Taoist priests came to check on them. But when they saw the person leading the wild dance wasn't wearing pants, they quietly left, taking out their phones to record it along the way.

After a whole night of madness, everyone woke up on the grass.

Wang Zhuo slowly sat up from the grass, still feeling completely refreshed.

He looked down at Lu Linglong beside his waist and rubbed her head. "Wake up. The sun's shining on your butt."

"Mmm~ Nooo~" Lu Linglong whined in refusal, but as her head gradually cleared, she immediately scrambled up from the ground.

"Sorry, Brother Liu... I drank too much last night... I didn't do anything weird, did I?"

Looking at her bashful, blushing face, Wang Zhuo teased her with a smile. "No, you just forced a kiss on me, that's all."

"What?!!" Lu Linglong covered her face and squirmed. "Lu Linglong, how could you do something like that~~~!"

Though she berated herself aloud, she watched him through the gaps between her fingers.

"Then you'll have to take responsibility for me, Linglong?" Wang Zhuo continued teasing her.

Lu Linglong gave a coy huff. "Brother Liu, you're awful!"

Meanwhile, fighting through his hangover, Zhang Chulan frantically pulled up his pants, his face filled with panic and despair.

"Fuck, I really screwed up this time..."

Xu Si lit a cigarette and mocked him. "Wahahaha! You came all the way to Mount Longhu to air your bird. You're fucking incredible, Zhang Chulan!"

"Piss off!"

As they chatted, Hidden Dragon and the others came over to greet them too.

"Morning, Zhang Chulan, Brother Liu!"

"Morning." Wang Zhuo stretched, then put his sleeveless top back on.