Devil Fruit Prepared for Earth Release: Earth Grudge Fear, Eve of the Demon Team's Arrival
In the office area, Zhan Lan's Telekinetic Barrier suddenly rippled with a marsala-colored light, and the stinging sensation between her brows felt like a whole piece of Indian ghost pepper had been stuffed into her.
When Saraswati's Mind Chain pierced through, the mental network of the Central Continent Team was immediately filled with curry-smelling grammatical errors.
"Dear friends from Central Asia, we, the India Continent Team, carry the sincerity as vast as the Ganges River!" The female voice echoed in the consciousness space.
"Since the Main God has assigned us the same mission, like scones with masala sauce, why not join forces to fight against the Demon Team, that moldy lump of yogurt?"
Zheng Zha's Alloy Twin Blades slammed onto the tactical table with a clang. Fang Yu suppressed a laugh, "The India's Third Sister's mysterious confidence is no less than the Third Brother's. She's 'dead,' Zhan Lan."
Just as Zhan Lan was about to cut off the contact, Third Sister seemed to have a slight advantage in her mind and hurriedly said in Hindi, "We don't want to face the Demon Squad alone either, they're a bunch of lunatics! So, we want to join forces with your Central Continent Team! I think, as the weakest team that was the first to arrive in the Resident Evil, if you have any brains, you shouldn't hesitate!" Saraswati's voice was tinged with urgency.
Since she was no longer using broken English, Zhan Lan found it slightly more comfortable after the Main God translated it.
"They are still prepared to join forces with us. This time their attitude is slightly better, but it still reveals their arrogance."
With a smile on his lips, Chu Xuan pointed to his head, "You forgot, you and I have always been connected by Mind Chain."
This was the first time Fang Yu had ever seen Chu Xuan smile so genuinely.
It's astonishing how Indians seem to have a natural talent for comedy; they can even make Chu Xuan, an artificial intelligence, laugh, which shows their exceptional gift.
Just as Fang Yu couldn't help but laugh along, Zhan Lan interrupted him, asking urgently, "How should we answer them?"
Fang Yu glanced at Chu Xuan, who was still smiling, and then said, "Join forces? Join forces! Why not join forces! They're practically begging to be tricked by Chu Xuan; it would be strange if Chu Xuan didn't!"
Upon hearing this, Chu Xuan's laughter abruptly stopped. He pushed up his glasses, remained silent, and continued to concentrate on his research, as if nothing had happened. However, the glint in his eyes revealed that he had already begun to plan how to strategize and maximize his benefits in this alliance.
Zhan Lan replied to the India Continent Team via the Mind Chain: "We agree to the alliance. We will discuss the specifics later."
After severing the Mind Chain, Zhan Lan looked at Fang Yu and Zheng Zha with a hint of worry in her eyes. "Is it really okay to team up with them?"
Fang Yu smiled confidently, "Don't worry, with Chu Xuan here, everything is under control. Since the India Continent Team has come to us, let's make good use of this opportunity to teach the Indians a lesson."
Zheng Zha gripped his twin blades tightly and nodded. "No matter what, we must proceed with caution. The Demon Squad is not easy to deal with, and the India Continent Team... may not be reliable either."
Fang Yu was a little puzzled. "Oh? You've never even seen the Demon Squad. How do you know Demon Squad not easy to deal with?"
Zheng Zha replied without hesitation, "Of course! You said before that the condition for joining the Demon Squad is to show extremely high potential and you will be copied into the Demon Team. With so many powerful clones, the Demon Squad must be very difficult to deal with!"
Chu Xuan adjusted his glasses. "That makes sense, but unfortunately there's been a mishap."
Zheng Zha asked, puzzled, "What? What went wrong?"
Chu Xuan pointed at Fang Yu, "Him."
What's wrong with him?
"He is the biggest bug. Because of the Farming Team, his evaluation in the Main God Space was ridiculously low in the early stage. By the time he recovered his physical body and started to accumulate evaluation points, the Main God's copying period had passed. So we have everything the Demon Team has, but we have things that the Demon Team cannot have."
"Therefore, the advantage lies with me."
Zheng Zha nodded. "Although it sounds like you're praising Fang Yu to the point of ruining him, I accept your explanation."
Alabasta.
Pirate World Fang Yu and his crew have just landed on the island.
"This sand is so hot you could fry an egg in it!" Perona poked the port's wooden planks with the tip of her umbrella; her pink and white striped stockings were already covered in sand.
Carrot bounced around counting the scorpions in the cracks of the stone slabs. "The third one! Vivi, the animals in your country are so fierce!"
Vivi wiped the sweat from her brow and pointed into the distance. "Beyond these rocky hills is Rainbase, Sand Fox Bar is in the back alley of the casino." She suddenly grabbed Fang Yu's cloak, "Please be very careful, the Baroque Works ' informants might..."
"Huh? Is it necessary to sneak around?" Perona suddenly floated in front of the group, her skirt brushing against Brook's skull. "Why don't we just punch him in! Can't this guy blast Sea Kings away with one punch?" She deliberately poked Fang Yu's heel with the tip of her umbrella.
Brook strummed a guitar string. "Miss, violence doesn't solve everything~ But if the other person is a lady, could I take a look at her underwear first?"
"Shut up, you bone!" Perona and Vivi yelled at the same time.
After walking for a while, the group finally saw a cluster of buildings.
Vivi pointed to a crooked wooden sign in the distance. "That's the Sand Fox Bar, the contact point for Baroque Works."
Pushing open the creaking wooden door, Perona suddenly leaped onto the bar. "Bring up your strongest liquor and your most well-informed intelligence broker!"
The pink parasol twirled on Perona's shoulder, leaving afterimages, and the smug nasal tone of the Ghost Princess nearly made Vivi crush her water glass.
Vivi hurriedly grabbed her skirt. "Didn't we agree to observe first?"
A sudden burst of sawdust erupted from behind the bar, and a middle-aged woman with a reddish-brown afro poked her head out like Mole. The shovel badge pinned to her greasy apron gleamed coldly. "You pig! What are you yelling about?!" Her spittle landed precisely on Perona's umbrella. "Can't you see I'm maintaining my shovel?"
The air suddenly froze!
Perona floated another thirty centimeters higher, and a pale, ghostly aura poured out from the tip of her umbrella. "Keep being negative, you old codger."
Before she finished speaking, the woman suddenly shrank into the floor, and the cement floor swelled up like melting chocolate, forming a flowing mound of earth.
"Behind you!" Carrot's rabbit ears perked up, but the mound had already swum to Perona's feet.
A hand covered in sand burst from the ground, its rough hand with cactus thorns stuck under its fingernails, and it caught Ghost Princess's ankle like a bear trap!
Perona's scream startled the birds outside the window, and her pink tutu spun wildly in mid-air like a cotton candy.
Carrot leaped into the air, her hairy hand slashing out with a sonic boom. "Let go of that girl!"
The moment the electric arc crackled and popped on the rabbit's paw, the woman stopped.
Tu Bao walked back to the bar, where the middle-aged woman stood with her hands on her hips and said, "Looks like you guys are Yu's gang! That hooded guy over there must be the spy that was let go by that good-for-nothing Mr. 3!"
Vivi's body suddenly sank, her face showing an expression as if she had swallowed a fly.
"And what about you?" Fang Yu, crossing his arms as he looked at the older woman.
"You pig, you even want to ask my name? Since you've asked so earnestly, I'll tell you! My Dorothy!"
"Let me think." Fang Yu rubbed his chin. "You are... Zoan Type Mole Devil Fruit User?"
"Heh, so what if you know? I'll tell the studio right now that you've arrived in Alabasta!"
As she was about to burrow into the ground to escape, Fang Yu stood up. "Light a flashlight in the outhouse."