Looking at the "Gold Medal Lecturer" rolling around on the ground, clinging to Iron Man's leg and refusing to let go, Stephen Fang could only offer one comment.
You're really alike.
"Pay up! You have to pay! You're not allowed to leave! Don't tell me you don't have money?!"
If he had said this to any other superhero, he wouldn't have been able to extort money.
But he just had to question Tony Stark.
Stark could handle anything said to him in his life, except for someone thinking he didn't have money.
Come on, I'm flying in a suit in the sky, do you think I'm short on money for your broken truck?
Stark gritted his teeth. "Account number!"
"I don't have a bank card." The Gold Medal Lecturer spread his hands.
Forget a bank card, his ID number was almost canceled. He was a bona fide missing person, where would he get a bank card?
"Cash only!"
Stark was furious. "Where am I supposed to get cash for you? How long has it been since I've seen paper money?"
It wasn't that he was out of touch with the world.
It was mainly because he dealt with digital currency every day.
The truth was, you couldn't buy much with paper money.
It was hard to imagine him, an arms dealer, walking around with a backpack like a smuggler, trading with people all day.
"Well, I don't care! If not, take off your clothes, I can sell them for a few thousand dollars, that counts!"
Tony Stark was completely numb!
He had never encountered such a stubborn person in his life.
He was truly down on his luck.
"I'll fly and get you the money!"
"No way!" The Gold Medal Lecturer held on tighter. "What if you don't come back?"
"I..."
"Doesn't matter, you're not leaving without paying."
Iron Man's temper flared. "Fine, if you've got the guts, hold onto my leg! I'll take you to get the money!"
"Let's go then!"
The lecturer had finally caught a chance to make big money, he was willing to die for it.
Just as Iron Man was about to take off, Stephen Fang, who had been watching the show for a long time, spoke weakly from the side. "Uh... I have a share in this car too, can you take me with you?"
Half an hour later, Stephen Fang, whose teeth were chattering from the cold, finally landed.
What?
Gold Medal Lecturer?
That guy's arm strength was too weak, he couldn't hold onto Iron Man's leg at all, so the task of extorting money was handed over to Stephen Fang.
Before leaving, he instructed that it must be five thousand dollars, and they would split it 70-30.
The money didn't matter.
Stephen Fang mainly wanted to get in touch with Iron Man.
Tony Stark pointed to the house in front.
"I'm going over there to get the money, you stay put."
"It's okay, Mr. Stark, I trust you, go ahead."
Tony Stark aimed his hands at the ground, just about to fly, when he suddenly froze.
He turned back, looking as if he had seen a ghost, and took off his helmet. "How did you know it was me?!"
Stephen Fang shrugged. "Have you heard of 'fortune-telling'?"
"Garlic melon? What?"
"It's divination." Stephen Fang smiled mysteriously. "Actually, I calculated early on that you would fall into that alley, and then I waited for you there beforehand."
Tony Stark nodded suspiciously. "Oh, is that so, Mr. Wizard? So what do you want from me? I mean, after all this, how much money do you want?"
"It's very simple..." Stephen Fang made a bold request. "A place to live, a legal identity, not having to cook for myself, preferably being able to take a shower every day, and... I want to play on a computer..."
Looking at the "Mr. Wizard" who was almost crying, Tony Stark's mouth twitched. "Okay..."
In the evening.
Stephen Fang took a shower after a long time.
Lying on the clean, soft big bed...
For the first time, he felt how comfortable it was to be alive.
"Brothers! Brothers!"
He immediately shared the good news with everyone.
Pirate World Fang Yu: "What's up?"
"I have a place to live!"
Uchiha Yu: "…"
Pirate World Fang Yu: "Uh… congratulations."
Pirate World Fang Yu was currently practicing Iron Body.
Ninja World Fang Yu was just leaving the village with Kakashi Hatake for a mission.
Main God Fang Yu was dancing on the edge of a knife.
But here in Marvel…
Marvel was a world where the poor relied on mutation and the rich relied on technology.
The cost, conditions, and requirements for getting stronger were extremely high.
Even if Stephen Fang wanted to help and improve everyone's abilities, he felt powerless.
"Hmm…" Stephen Fang took a deep breath. "It's not like there's no progress at all. I've connected with Iron Man. Once our relationship is good, who knows what I might be able to get."
Pirate World Fang Yu: "You can't share technological equipment, right?"
"Equipment, no, but enhanced physical bodies should be able to sync!" Stephen Fang said expectantly, "If I can get the Super Soldier Serum that Captain America was injected with…"
Uchiha Yu: "That would be a huge help! Naruto has high attack and low defense. Even a single kunai can kill a Jonin. What I lack is physical strength."
Before Stephen Fang could reply, Pirate World Fang Yu instantly responded:
"Iron Body is harder than I thought… Once I learn Iron Body, you won't have to worry about physical damage."
Uchiha Yu: "Iron Body… If I learn Iron Body, it's hard not to think of the scene where I thought I activated Iron Body, but in reality, I was under Itachi's genjutsu and got headshotted by a shuriken."
Pirate World Fang Yu: "There's nothing we can do about that… unless I eat a Devil Fruit that counters Itachi."
Uchiha Yu: "Let's talk about it when we get out…"
After muting the chat, Uchiha Yu quickly finished the bowl of noodle soup in front of him.
"Don't space out! This is the border between the Land of Rice Fields and the Land of Lightning. It's easy to encounter hostile ninjas. Stay alert!"
Uchiha Yu put down the bowl and gave Kakashi a speechless glare. "Sensei, even on a secret infiltration mission, you still wear that mask? The Copy Ninja's name is famous throughout the Ninja World. Who wouldn't know who you are?"
Kakashi rubbed his chin. "Then I'll take it off."
Seeing Kakashi's face beneath the mask, Uchiha Yu was stunned for a moment.
He finally managed to painfully hold back his laughter. "Never mind, put it back on."
After Kakashi paid the bill, the two of them pulled up their hoods and walked out of the noodle shop.
This mission was said to be difficult, but it was actually simple.
It was simple because the mission was just a delivery.
It was difficult because of the recipient's location.
Since the founding of the country, the Land of Lightning and the Land of Fire had been in constant conflict.
Later, the Land of Fire produced a perverted ninja who, with a stomp of his wooden clogs and hands clasped together, could get whatever he wanted.
The relationship between the Land of Lightning and the Land of Fire eased slightly.
After Hashirama Senju passed away, the relationship between the villages became tense again.
With great love in his heart, Uchiha Yu's Ninjutsu "idol," the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, personally went to Kumogakure to sign an alliance treaty.
During the meeting, Kinkaku and Ginkaku staged a coup, and the Second Raikage and the idol Tobirama died as a result.
Since then, the relationship between the two countries has been like fire and water. They even used the Land of Rice Fields as a battleground, with constant large and small battles, which later led to the Third Great Ninja War…
And then there was that incident with Kakashi and Obito.
Kakashi returned to a place of sorrow, his heart heavy.
Uchiha Yu, on the other hand, seemed very relaxed.
As long as he was far from the Uchiha Clan Compound, he was willing to do anything.
Of course, the prerequisite was that he had to act with a top combat force like Kakashi.
Otherwise…
His Sharingan would become a coveted prize in the eyes of others.
For example, a snake-eyed old woman in the distance was staring intently in this direction.
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