The top floor of the Hokage Building.
Broken glass littered the floor.
Goten crashed straight through the window with Tsunade in his arms. Without so much as glancing at the shards as he landed, he pressed her onto the broad solid-wood desk, his hands beginning to wander, reaching specifically toward the collar of her Kage's Ceremonial Robe.
"First Wife, this desk is big enough. On that point, Grandpa First had good taste."
He lowered his head, inhaled in front of that snowy-white cleavage, and teased her with a perfectly straight face.
"Just right for an in-depth study of the core contents of this confidential document."
Tsunade's face was flushed, and the sash of her Kage's Ceremonial Robe was already half undone. She gave Goten's chest a token push, much like pushing a stone wall, without moving him at all.
Instead of withdrawing her hand, she caught his collar and tugged him down.
"You little rascal. If you don't help me vent this anger today, tomorrow I'll shut down the Ichiraku Ramen Shop and confiscate all its flour."
"Oh? Using administrative powers to threaten a man? The Fifth is heading down the road of corruption."
"Shut up."
Bang-
The office doors were kicked open.
The noise was so loud that the windows across the entire floor shook.
Mitokado Homura charged in with over a dozen fully armed Root ninja, with Utatane Koharu following on her cane. The moment the two entered and saw the scene, they began trembling with rage.
Mitokado Homura pointed a shaking finger straight at Tsunade, his voice cracking.
"Tsunade, you shameless woman! In the sacred Hokage Office, you're here, you're here-"
He was so worked up that he failed to finish the rest.
Utatane Koharu, however, had sharp eyes. She immediately zeroed in on Goten's bulging right