This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild!
Chapter 59

Your Husband Definitely Needs Them

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Then, because the staff had pulled the two of them too close together, the situation became even more ridiculous-

Li Weizhou grabbed Gu Xingfan and pointed at a tree:

"Are you a cop? Hurry up and cuff him! He won't lend us ten billion!"

Gu Xingfan shoved him away:

"Get lost! You think ten billion is enough to film my big **? Dream on!"

Li Weizhou looked shocked and disgusted:

"What the hell?! Fuck off! Who wants yours?!"

Gu Xingfan wagged his index finger, brimming with pride and confidence:

"Your mouth says no, but you really mean yes. I get it! But let me tell you, absolutely not! Unless baby Xu Su plays the female lead in The Young Son-in-Law's 99th Escape. Then I'll consider it!"

Li Weizhou laughed loudly at him:

"Hahahaha, are you a fucking idiot?! I've already finished filming The Young Son-in-Law's 999th Escape, and you're only on the 99th! You loser!"

Gu Xingfan shot back, "You're the fucking idiot!"

[Two lunatics!]

[I'm laughing my face off hahahahahahahaha]

[Can we get these two on the Spring Festival Gala? Just perform this script. I'm not joking.]

[Agreed! I've even named the skit: "Which Is More Badass, The Young Son-in-Law's 99th Escape or His 999th Escape?"!]

[Production team, please get them under control! If they keep getting crazier, neither of them will ever be able to show his face again.]

Heaven and earth be their witnesses, it wasn't that the production team wasn't doing anything. The only doctor they'd brought to the island had gone to take a shit and still hadn't returned.

None of the remaining staff present had medical experience, so they didn't dare give them medication at random.

Director Ye was sweating profusely with anxiety as he shouted at the staff:

"Go check, now! Where the

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