This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild!

This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild!

糊咖摘除恋爱脑后,全网迷疯了!
Author:
Wild Radish of Jiangnan
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Genre:
Danmei
Status:
Completed
Protagonist:
Male Lead
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[Two Male Leads · 1v1 Sweet Romance + Absurd Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + Livestreamed Variety Show]

[Rebellious Bottom × Billionaire Heir Top]

While delivering takeout from the capital to Antarctica, Xu Su accidentally transmigrates into a novel. Now he's a universally hated, lovesick D-list celebrity-with fifty million in debt and absolutely no way out.

Xu Su laughs in sheer disbelief. "I've got a 'motherfucker' on the tip of my tongue. Is now a good time?"

The very next second, he's forced onto a variety show that pays just 0.3 ten-thousands.

Xu Su: "?"

"Paying peanuts is bad enough, but you have the fucking nerve to quote it in ten-thousands?"

.

Pushed past his limit, Xu Su decides to go completely feral.

When haters flood the comments, he stops giving a damn and fires back: "I admire your taste. Shame about the brain damage."

When a scheming bitch puts on an act, he doesn't hold back: "Is my memory so bad that I mistook you for a human being again? Then please, when I'm treating you like a person, could you at least try to act like one?"

When a scumbag tries to manipulate him, he smiles politely. "All right. After sitting through everything you just said, whatever sins or mistakes I've committed in the past, consider my sentence served."

The internet is stunned.

Gradually, the live comments start changing their tune:

[Why is he so hot?! Fuck!] [What a beautiful state of mental instability. I'm in love ღ] [Pant, pant. My mouth is ready to water-give me something to drool over! Make him strip!]

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By the time that shitshow of a program ends, Xu Su has successfully gone from drowning in debt to being worth tens of millions.

So he decides to retire early and travel the world.

But he's barely finished packing when the heir to the Huo Group corners him against a wall.

"Marry me."

"?"

"Here's the betrothal gift."

"!"

Xu Su wants to refuse. Unfortunately, the offer is just too generous.

"Fine. I suppose I can make an exception and say yes."

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TitleWordsViewsAddedSummary ready
109All Right, Deal!108It's fine, I can take a scare107It had to be because he'd gotten up too early!106The point is, what kind of male lead are you?105Why Couldn't You Love Me a Little More?104No matter who I am, you two can't get all touchy-feely103He Said He Only Accepted Tests from the Party and the People102Any melodramatic twists?101He gained a 50,000-square-meter development but lost his freedom for a while100As the saying goes, great kindness needs no thanks, and great gifts must be accepted, so I can't turn this down99You Think You're So Noble?98How many bottles of pesticide did you drink to get like this?!97Don't look at me like that. You're not my type96So outstanding he was practically a villain95Why should I stay at your place?94Quit kidding. Those words aren't in my dictionary93How could a law-abiding citizen like me break the law for you?92Had He Gone Mad?91A real eye-opener90Make peace, my ass89Buried alive on the spot, recommended88Too many highlights, I can't keep up87You'd better not believe that86What fiend are you! How dare you stir up trouble here!85That's what you should be doing as a rich young master!84Your ugly crying will hurt the ratings83What a fine mess of trouble within and without82Oh, pie~ So what? pie~ Bite me?81Now We're Doing 22080Only Offering Things Nobody Wants79How happy?78Oh, now I'm mad!77No need to talk about transferring money, just do it76His body wasn't cold, but his heart was ice75You really were pretty close to getting rich74Do we really have to film this show?73That Only Proves I Have Substantial Assets72Meeting them was my bad luck71Don't save those few fucking bucks-I'm afraid they won't fix your eyes70I asked for details, not that many details69I'm Counting to Three!68Trash Who's Never Even Watched My Show!67Digging up my criminal record, huh?66What a waste not to take the college entrance exam65You know I never lie64So That Was the Situation63They were the ones who ruined the environment62Who Cares About You?61Why did every mouth have to talk?60Wrong, not the savior59Your Husband Definitely Needs Them58Don't worry, I've got a gun57I've got fucking microscope eyes!!!56Earn some karmic merit for your next life as a dog55Good grief, what in the world...54Almost reduced to a background prop53The white shrouds are ready, down on the ship's lower deck52I can even offer a discount for two or more51Was It a Ghost I Saw Three Days Ago?50Only a nap over three hours counts as a nap; anything less is just catching your breath