Xu Su: "Simple. Let's do a live simulation. You play the interviewer, and I'll play you."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Okay, here I go!"
Xu Su: "Mm-hmm."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Ahem~ Smack~ Puts down documents~ Hmm~ You're here for the interview? You look pretty average~ Come on~ Start by introducing your..."
"...You can skip the part where you act all high and mighty, thanks," Xu Su interrupted her, speechless.
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Oh, okay. Let's start in the middle, then."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Ahem. Our previous candidate went to Tsinghua or Peking University. What advantages do you have over him?"
Xu Su planted himself boldly in front of her. "I have one! You can only ever be his backup option, but I'll always be your backup option!"
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Hmm?! Elaborate."
Xu Su: "He's so outstanding that he could very well become your boss someday. But I'm different. I can only ever be your subordinate."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Wow... But he did graduate from a prestigious university. In terms of ability..."
Xu Su: "In terms of ability, he's Project 985. But in terms of work, I'm nine to nine, six days a week."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "!"
Xu Su: "How much were you planning to pay him?"
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Well... At least sixteen thousand, I suppose?"
Xu Su: "I only want half."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "Eight thousand? That's not exactly cost-effec..."
Xu Su: "Half of the six thousand."
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "!!"
Xu Su: "Besides, rejecting a junior college graduate like me might not mean much to you, but rejecting a Tsinghua or Peking University graduate like him? You could brag about that for the rest of your life!"
[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]: "!!!"
[Start work immediately!!!]
[Tell that Tsinghua/Peking guy not to come tomorrow. Or ever again. Blacklist his résumé forever.]
[Holy crap, bad money really does drive out good.]
[(¬◡¬)✧ Brilliant move. If you cause trouble after joining the company,