Zhuang Luo shot straight up like a corpse coming back to life. "Aaaaah! You pervert! Aaaaah!!!!!!"
That sudden revival made everyone realize that the bastard had been pretending to faint.
[Shit.]
[Why didn't he slap him to death?]
[Clearly he hasn't been beaten enough.]
Xu Su clapped his hands with a flourish and clicked his tongue at Yu Daniu.
"Well? Did it take over a minute? Is he awake? Didn't I say it was guaranteed?"
Yu Daniu: "..."
He was awake.
It hadn't taken over a minute.
"But you didn't say this was how you were going to guarantee it!!"
Old Niu grabbed Old Xu by the collar. "You nearly got the livestream shut down, you know that?!"
Old Xu patted Old Niu's hoof. "Those who achieve great things don't sweat the small stuff."
Old Niu: "..."
Small stuff, my ass!
Never in her wildest dreams had Director Ye imagined that the farewell ceremony she had painstakingly prepared would turn into a courtroom hearing for a civil dispute.
She was numb.
"Let all this pouring rain come down~~~"
She tipped her head toward the sky, choking with sorrow, then had her assistant pour basin after basin of seawater over her face.
"...So dramatic."
The guests couldn't stand watching anymore. Rather than wait for her, they went straight into the "hearing."
To avoid being caught between a rock and a hard place, Zhuang Luo spoke first and seized the initiative.
"Let's just forget it. I don't want to bring it up again... Besides, the injury isn't that bad. I'll be fine after resting when I get back. Hiss..."
He said to forget it, yet deliberately made a sound of unbearable pain as he stroked his cheek.
Xu Su was amused. "Your acting really sucks."
Zhuang Luo: "?"
*Seriously, why was