Xia Yu was in a great mood

"..."

"System, you mean... all I did was look at Kurenai Yuhi for five seconds, and she got pregnant with my child? And then Asuma had both his kidneys wrecked?"

[More or less.]

"Well..."

Never in his wildest dreams had Xia Yu imagined that he would bring the phrase "get anyone you look at pregnant" into reality.

Put plainly, his Mangekyō Sharingan's effect could render all his romantic rivals impotent and turn any woman into the mother of his children.

Holy shit!

Seriously badass!

For Xia Yu, who needed more children to receive more blessings, it was simply a perfect match.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Kurenai Yuhi shook her head frantically, at a loss, her eyes panicked as she shouted at the medical ninja:

"How could I possibly be pregnant? It's fake! This has to be fake! I don't believe you. I'm going to the hospital to get checked again. Ugh, it hurts..."

The pain in her stomach had yet to subside.

Asuma was even worse off. There was no helping it; kidney pain was simply unbearable, and with both kidneys hurting at once, his suffering was doubled.

With the medical ninjas acting swiftly, both of them were taken to Konoha Hospital.

Xia Yu did not follow them.

Because he knew the Mangekyō Sharingan's effect could not be wrong.

No matter how many times she was examined at the hospital, Kurenai Yuhi would still be pregnant. That outcome was already an unchangeable fact.

"System, how long will they be in pain..."

Watching Kurenai Yuhi suffer, Xia Yu felt a strange pang of concern. After all, she was carrying his child and was his child's mother. He ought to show her the concern she deserved.

[The man will be in pain for a day. Someone strong like Asuma might be able to endure it, but a weaker person would probably be tortured to death by the pain or choose suicide to end it all.

[After he gets through that day, his kidneys' other functions will remain unchanged, and urination will not be affected. It's just that... Asuma will never have offspring for the rest of his life.]

"..."

Before transmigrating, Xia Yu had suffered from a kidney stone. Just one stone had left him in excruciating pain.

To think of both kidneys being wracked by intense pain in their entirety at the same time-what would that even feel like...

Xia Yu could not help shuddering.

"This Mangekyō ability of mine doesn't just torment people. It's pretty nasty, too..."

"It feels even worse than the mental damage caused by Tsukuyomi, at least for men."

"Right, what about Kurenai? How long will she hurt..."

[The woman will be in pain for nearly half an hour, accompanied by a degree of paralysis. Her limbs will feel weak and sore, and she will be unable to mobilize chakra. For an ordinarily healthy woman, it is bearable.]

"Oh, that's all right, then..." Xia Yu let out a long breath.

With this ability, wouldn't I no longer have to toil day and night? Just a few casual looks, and my descendants could be everywhere!

Behind him happened to be a large crowd of people who had come to interview with him...

Should I try it again?

Scarlet reappeared in Xia Yu's eyes.

But when he turned around and saw the women's admiring, reverent gazes, that scarlet vanished.

Xia Yu had deactivated his Mangekyō himself.

"These people... they're all women who like me, who are willing to become my wives and help carry on the Uchiha bloodline and revitalize the clan. How could I use my Mangekyō on them?"

"I'm about to become their husband. Even if all I can manage is to give each of them a turn once a year, that's still better than directly getting them pregnant with my children without them knowing how it happened."

"Mm... I still have to put in the effort I ought to! I have to sweat when I should, and personally plow the fields that need plowing!"

"I can't skip that process!"

"While I'm young, I should do more..."

"For them, and for myself..."

Xia Yu did not want a guilty conscience. Mainly, he could not bring himself to do it.

With that thought, facing this group of endlessly excited women whose shining eyes held nothing but his reflection, Xia Yu waved his hand and said with a smile:

"Come on, I'll take you inside. Starting today, you're part of my Uchiha Clan. The interviews are canceled. You all pass~ Which house would you like to live in? As long as it's vacant, take your pick~"

"Wow~ Xia Yu, you're so good to us! Can I come to your room tonight? I'm wearing something disposable... it's hard to take off. I need someone else to help tear it..."

"Xia Yu, little brother, I'd like one of the commercial residences along the street. I run a hot-drink shop, so I could move it right over~"

"Xia Yu, big brother, could you show us that Blue Giant again? I was too far away this morning to see it clearly, but even with my view all blurry, I thought it was so cool. Sure enough, handsome people even use handsome moves!"

The women kept crowding around Xia Yu, speaking one after another, all pouring out their admiration and requests.

"Don't rush. One at a time, take it slowly. I'll fulfill every one of your requests. I won't let any woman who likes me be sad!"

"Right, that cute girl with the big eyes who said she was wearing something disposable-I should be able to help tear your problem... ah, no, help solve it. Come on, come inside with me..."

Xia Yu really was in a great mood today.

An SSS-rank child had been born, his Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan had awakened, the old dog Danzo-the culprit behind it all-had been imprisoned, the high-quality woman Kurenai Yuhi was pregnant with his child, and a large new batch of women who would soon become his wives had arrived at his door...

Any single one of those things would have been enough for him to break out a jug of liquor and celebrate!

The Uchiha Clan's Clan Compound was visibly growing livelier and livelier.