"I came back on Wednesday."
"Huh?"
Gu Yao asked in confusion, "Don't you have classes?"
"Obviously, I asked the school for leave."
After saying that, Gu Qing added, "The classes are so useless that it makes no difference whether I attend. I happened to be missing Mom and Dad lately, so I took leave to come back and spend some time with them."
Gu Yao took one look and declared it a lie. She sneered. "You big potato, keep pretending. I could figure it out with my butt. You definitely came back to hit on Sister Zhiyi and become a rebellious student who goes after his teacher."
"If I'm not mistaken, you just got back from Sister Zhiyi's Pet Shop, right?"
As she spoke, Gu Yao pressed her nose against her brother and sniffed furiously, carefully identifying his scent like a puppy to see whether any woman's perfume had rubbed off on him.
Liu Zhiyi usually wore makeup and sprayed on some perfume, which Gu Yao could recognize with a sniff.
"Are you a dog?"
Gu Qing backed away several steps, dodging his sister's deadly sniffing assault, and said speechlessly, "I'm not your stinky feet. You can't sniff me whenever you please. Get that dog nose away from me."
The moment she heard the words "stinky feet"...
His sister flew into an embarrassed rage on the spot. Furious and hopping mad, she clenched her little fists and pummeled her brother, cursing as she hit him:
"You're the stinky one! You're the stinky one! You bona fide big potato stink the most!"
"My feet smell nice!"
"Keep slandering me and I'll beat you to death!"
"..."
Gu Qing didn't dodge. He simply let his sister pummel him, every punch landing squarely, and even laughed as he taunted her:
"Idiot Yao, haven't