Naruto, All I Want Is to Die, but Tsunade Won't Leave Me Alone!
Chapter 139

Tanzaku Town and Tsunade

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After sending Kakashi and Lin away, Kushina immediately grabbed Yūto's sleeves with bright eyes:

"It's hard to get out of here, let's go play!"

Yūto's mouth twitched. "Where do you want to go?"

"Tanzaku Town!" Kushina thought for a while and said excitedly, "Lady Tsunade mentioned it before and said it was very lively there!"

Yūto raised his eyebrows. "That place is not a serious place."

He doesn't want to lead Kushina astray. Now Minato is still fighting hard at Front Line. When Minato comes back, he finds that Kushina has become a gambler. He cannot escape the blame.

Kushina tilted his head. "But Lady Tsunade obviously likes it very much?"

"What she likes are Casino and Tavern," Yūto sighed, "Tanzaku Town is most famous for gambling and drinking flower wine."

"Drink flower wine?!" Kushina's eyes widened, "Lady Tsunade are you still doing this?!"

Tsunade How can a woman drink flower wine?

Yūto complained in his heart, but didn't bother to explain, "It's not suitable for you anyway."

Kushina pouted. "But I just want to go see it! The worst I can do is not gamble!"

Yūto ignored her directly, even though Kushina then launched a coquettish offensive.

Kushina Seeing that being coquettish is useless, her long blood-red hair gradually floats...

Yūto compromised with Kushina: "Okay, but as promised, you must return to the village within one day!"

"Got it!" Kushina cheered, dragging the two of them and running in the direction of Tanzaku Town.

Tanzaku Town is more lively than imagined.

Both sides of the street were hung with lanterns, and the shouts of gambling houses and Tavern were mixed together. Kushina was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, pulling Yūto's sleeves and pointing here and there and asking:

"Why are there dice placed in front of that store?"

"Are the sisters in kimonos performing?"

Yūto could only answer them one by one. Some Yūto didn't understand either, so Kisame answered on his behalf.

"Kisame! What is that rotating disk?!"

Kisame patiently answered, "In roulette, the number you hit can be doubled thirty-six times."

Yūto felt a headache from hearing this, and just as he was about to urge her to leave quickly, he suddenly heard a familiar heroic female voice coming from Casino.

Yūto's scalp felt numb, so he grabbed Kushina and had to take a detour.

But Kushina's ears were even sharper, and he had already jumped up and waved. "Lady Tsunade! It's me!"

Casino The Blond Hair woman at the door turned around suddenly, "Kushina?! Why did you come out?"

Tsunade glanced at Yūto and immediately glared at him, "You pervert, Jinchūriki will be punished for leaving the village without permission."

Yūto had no choice but to walk to Tsunade and lower his voice to explain what happened to Three-Tails.

Tsunade waved his hand after hearing this. "Forget it, for the sake of saving people."

After saying that, she suddenly put her arms around Kushina's shoulders and grinned. "You're here, how about you play a few games before you leave?"

"No!" Yūto pulled Kushina back, "Shinobi's Three Prohibitions!"

Tsunade curled his lips. "Then you bet the head office for her?"

Before Yūto could refuse, Kushina had already pushed him to the gaming table:

"Quick, quick, quick! I want to see Yūto lose all his pants!"

At the gambling table, Yūto bravely placed his bets and won several games in a row, with a mountain of chips piled up in front of him.

Tsunade lost so much that his face turned black. In the end, he slapped his money bag on the table:

"All in!"

The dealer opened the cup, and Yūto won again.

"No more playing!"

In the evening, Yūto couldn't stand it any longer, so he pushed his chips.

Tsunade did not wait for the result at all, he stood up and left, his back looking murderous.

Kushina pulled Yūto's sleeves and whispered softly, "Lady Tsunade are you desperate?"

Kisame followed silently, and the three of them chased Tsunade out of Casino.

After they left, the croupier looked at the dice and suddenly exclaimed, "Wait a minute! Lady Tsunade is a leopard kill!"

He looked at boss Casino, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Do you want boss to inform Lady Tsunade."

Casino boss was holding a cigarette in his mouth. After taking a puff, he looked at the dealer.

"Are you stupid? I don't know how much this fat sheep owes. It just happened to pay off the debt she owed. Don't get into trouble."

In the Tavern compartment, Tsunade put down the wine bottle and placed four cups in a row.

Yūto looked at the four cups in front of him and quickly waved his hand. "I'm still underage and can't drink."

"Troublesome brat!" Tsunade rolled his eyes.

Yūto sighed in his heart, he couldn't afford to offend the loser...

Kushina took a sip out of curiosity and burst into tears instantly. "It's so spicy!"

Kisame is sitting upright with Samehada in his arms. Although he can drink, he is also responsible for escorting during this trip, so he has not touched any alcohol.

"Boring!"

Tsunade curled his lips and could only drink alone.

After three rounds of drinking, Tsunade's cheeks turned red, and he was obviously a little drunk.

She put down her wine glass and looked at Yūto's profile.

Suddenly, Tsunade reached out and lifted Yūto's chin. "Look carefully, you are quite handsome, kid?"

Yūto This was the first time he accepted such teasing. He thought he was Xiao Chunan and immediately blushed.

Tsunade saw Yūto blushing and smiled with satisfaction.

She turned around and asked Kushina: "Do you think so?"

Kushina looked at it carefully. "He is quite handsome... but not as good as Minato!"

"Tsk, my love brain is hopeless~" Tsunade sneered, stretched out his arms and hugged Yūto to his chest, "Pour some wine!"

The warm and soft touch makes Yūto's heart beat faster, and it freezes and dares not move.

Tsunade saw him in a daze, raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "What? Do you want my sister to feed you?"

Seeing the situation at the scene, Kisame silently stood up and opened the door to go out. He was afraid that he would see something he shouldn't see later.

No matter it's Yūto or Tsunade, he can't afford it.

"Pour, just pour!" Yūto filled the wine glass with trembling hands, Tsunade ruffled his hair with satisfaction. "Good boy~"

Tsunade drank another glass of wine drunkenly, and suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch Yūto's cheek and shook it from side to side. "The kid's skin is quite tender!"

Yūto was pulled so hard that he didn't dare to resist, so he could only beg for mercy vaguely, "Tsunade... it hurts!"

"Does this hurt?" Tsunade snickered, letting go of his hand and suddenly wrapped his arms around his neck, almost hanging on him, "It won't hurt if I chat with my sister."

The strong smell of alcohol sprayed in Yūto's ears, and his whole body was as stiff as a wooden board.

Kushina couldn't see it, pinched his nose and came over to tug Tsunade's arm. "You drank too much! I'll help you go back..."

Before she finished speaking, she was taken back three steps by the smell of alcohol on Tsunade, "What a stinking alcohol smell!"

"I'll do it." Yūto sighed and raised Tsunade's arm resignedly.

Tsunade pushed even further, and she slid softly into his arms.

When they arrived at the hotel room, Yūto threw Tsunade onto the tatami, turned around and was about to leave.

However, before he could walk out the door, he suddenly heard a cold snort from behind, "Stop."

Yūto turned around and saw Tsunade sitting up with his arms propped up. Although his eyes were still a little wandering, his tone became much more sober. "Stay."

"This is inappropriate," Yūto thought Tsunade was talking drunkenly, so he had to explain, "I'm a man!"

"What kind of man is a brat without all his hair?" Tsunade muttered impatiently.

For a moment, Yūto wanted to prove that he was a real man.

But thinking that he might face a round of beatings later, he gave up.

Seeing that Yūto was unwilling to do anything, Tsunade had no choice but to explain, "Tsk, I just want to find someone to chat with."

After hearing what Tsunade said, Yūto really had no good reason to refuse.

"Okay, let's chat for a while."

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