Douluo: Planet Martial Soul, I Was Exposed by the System
Chapter 42

Sister Xiao Wu, Is This Really Worth It?

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"Xiong Jun, don't be rude."

With a wave of Gu Yuena's little hand, Xiong Jun obediently retreated to one side, not daring to make another sound.

Damn it, why were all these Soul Beasts helping a human bully me? Wasn't this blatant bear bullying?

"Human, what do you want in our Soul Beasts' territory?" Gu Yue's face was expressionless, as though she truly knew nothing.

Su Ling: ???

"Sister! Sister! I know, I know! Su Ling wants to give us his eggs to hatch!"

At the back of the crowd, Na'er bounced up and down as though racing to answer a question, a Soft Bone Rabbit in her arms.

Na'er's words sent a chill through Di Tian's and Xiong Jun's balls. Human balls could hatch? That human brat hadn't cut his own balls off, had he? That was far too ruthless.

Bi Ji and Zi JI looked helplessly at Na'er. Why was the Silver Dragon King's avatar so... Where had that supposedly world-shaking wisdom gone? Surely this wasn't a Dragon King scam.

With two thuds, Su Ling summoned the two dragon eggs, which dropped to the ground.

Di Tian's gaze was instantly drawn to them. He tapped them with his finger, then stuck out his tongue and licked them.

"This quality, these patterns, this hardness, this flavor!"

Just as everyone cast expectant looks at Di Tian, waiting for an explanation from this expert who had lived for goodness knew how many tens of thousands of years-

"Based on my experience, these are definitely some Soul Beast's eggs!"

Uh...

Bi Ji leaned close to Gu Yue and whispered, "He's messing with you, my lord."

"You disgrace!"

At Gu Yue's rebuke, Di Tian wisely retreated to one side, though he was still deeply unconvinced. He hadn't been wrong! These were clearly Soul Beast eggs. Na'er had even just said they were that human's own balls. What normal person had balls this big?

Gu Yue walked over to the two eggs and carefully sensed them. They were indeed dragon eggs, and of extremely high quality. Even before they had hatched, the Ultimate Fire and Ultimate Ice attributes within them could already be clearly sensed.

"Tell me, what are your terms?" Gu Yue asked Su Ling coldly.

"Huh?" Su Ling was momentarily at a loss. It looked as though Gu Yue wanted to take both eggs for herself. Even so, there wasn't much he could do.

In his hands, these two eggs could only become egg fried rice. He couldn't just find a couple of chickens to hatch them, could he? Both eggs were nearly as big as a pig. He would probably need a Soul Beast as big as a cow to hatch them.

"I want these two eggs. Name your terms. Whatever they are, I can meet them."

A brainstorm swept through Su Ling's mind. These two eggs really weren't much use to him. It would be fine if they hatched little female dragons, but if they hatched two males, wouldn't he have to give them away anyway?

"I want..." Su Ling hadn't decided what he wanted yet, and glanced around.

Noticing Su Ling's gaze, Bi Ji and Zi JI both blushed a little. In their eyes, becoming Su Ling's Soul Beasts was no different from becoming his darling little wives.

An image surfaced in Bi Ji's mind: she had laid an egg for Su, and stayed home hatching it every day while Su Ling went out hunting... Was this goose going to hatch an egg too?

"Hey... hey, hey, hey." Seeing that Zi JI's best friend's drool was almost dripping onto her feet, Zi JI hurriedly spoke up to remind her.

"I want the two of them as my Soul Rings." Before Su Ling had finished speaking, Di Tian, Xiong Jun, and the Myriad Demon King all erupted, the terrifying Soul Power radiating from them snapping several nearby trees.

Seriously, wasn't this human far too rude? Asking us to become your Soul Rings in front of so many Ferocious Beasts? You must be tired of living!

"All right, I agree!" Gu Yue didn't hesitate at all. The more Soul Beasts from her side Su Ling had, the more likely his planet was to become a new habitat for Soul Beasts.

It was still unclear whether Su Ling's Martial Soul could only absorb Soul Beasts. If it could absorb humans, or even gods, then her Soul Beast Clan would still be plunged into deep waters and scorching fire on that other continent.

"I, Goosey... no, no, I, Bi Ji, am willing to give myself for the Soul Beast Clan!"

"I, Zi JI, am willing to give myself for the Soul Beast Clan!"

Bi Ji and Zi JI adopted the air of those calmly marching to their deaths, as though they truly were about to give their lives for the Soul Beast Clan.

"Foolish! No, no, this is inappropriate, my lord! We don't know where these two eggs came from. How can we exchange Bi Ji and Zi JI for them?"

Di Tian and the others hurriedly knelt before Gu Yue, afraid this was another world-shaking strategy the Silver Dragon King had dreamed up in a moment of madness.

"You don't trust my decision?"

"N-no, we wouldn't dare... we just..."

Gu Yue came up to the two eggs, one red and one blue, looking as overbearing as a child who had just scored a hundred on a test. "What if I told you these eggs could hatch the Ice and Fire Dragon Kings?"

"What!" Di Tian hurriedly rose from the ground, stumbling and nearly crushing one of the eggs.

Di Tian raised his nose and carefully sniffed the two dragon eggs.

"Mmm~ ninety-nine percent condition. Rare goods."

Smack! Xiong Jun sent Di Tian flying with a swipe of his paw. "You think you're qualified? Let me properly appraise eggs of this caliber."

Then Xiong Jun and Di Tian tangled together in a brawl.

"Wh-which of us should go first?" Zi JI stepped forward and asked. She was already impatient to rush headlong into gaining hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation.

They had originally had some misgivings, but now Snow Ji stood before them, no different from a completely intact Soul Beast. Even the Silver Dragon King could see no difference between Snow Ji and a normal Soul Beast.

Xiao Wu skipped up to Su Ling. "No... both of you, move back. Let Xiao Wu go first!"

"Sister Xiao Wu, is this really worth it?" Er Ming stood to one side, old tears streaming down his face.

"Waaah, Sister Xiao Wu." Da Ming and Er Ming only thought Xiao Wu was going to sacrifice herself to the human before them in Bi Ji's or Zi JI's place.

She would trade her own hundred thousand years of cultivation to preserve one more top-tier fighter for the Soul Beast Clan.

With a flash of pink light, Xiao Wu vanished from everyone's sight forever.

Another red Soul Ring appeared around Su Ling, with several golden markings on it.

Huh? Wasn't Sister Xiao Wu a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast? Why were there four golden markings on this human's Soul Ring?

As Su Ling broke through to Level 30, Ah Yin, Snow Ji, and Xiao Wu's cultivation all reached an astonishing 500,000 years.

"Ding! Host's Martial Soul, Chaos Planet, has achieved ecological balance. A Second Martial Soul is now awarded: another Chaos Planet!"

Su Ling: ???

One for wives, one for beasts of burden. Perfectly reasonable.

But were there any other Soul Beasts in the world with life force as powerful as the Blue Silver Emperor's? If he couldn't find one, he would have to consider absorbing a few more plant Soul Beasts.

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