"Damn fatty, don't you know how to show me a little concern?"
Lu Qian spoke irritably.
Yet Ma Hongjun needed only one sentence to leave him speechless-and even make him feel that he had a very good point.
"Brother Qian, you pick up girls two at a time now. What am I supposed to worry about? Your body not holding up?"
"Uh, cut the crap!"
Lu Qian's face reddened.
"Hahahaha! Brother Qian, to celebrate your safe return, I've decided: I'll treat, you'll pay, and we'll take a trip to the brothel!"
"Could you be any more shameless?"
Lu Qian spoke to Ma Hongjun with utter disdain.
Yet after seriously considering it for several seconds, Ma Hongjun nodded firmly at Lu Qian and said:
"Yes!"
"Get lost, get lost, get lost!"
"Besides, don't tell me you don't know Dean Flender has already forbidden anyone at the academy from going to Suotuo City for a month."
"I know, but I don't want to believe it's true."
At Lu Qian's words, Ma Hongjun's grinning face instantly fell.
"Haha, serves you right! Let that pent-up frustration kill you!"
Lu Qian gloated.
"Brother Qian, do you know how deeply those words could hurt a little kid who's only fourteen?"
Ma Hongjun pretended to look pitiful.
Yet Lu Qian nearly rolled his eyes right up into the sky.
You, Ma Hongjun, actually have the nerve to call yourself a kid?
Damn it, the women you've slept with probably outnumber the women I've, Lu Qian, even seen!
If there were a divine punishment ranking for Douluo's scumbags, never mind anywhere else-this tiny Shrek Academy alone would probably have several people struck dead!
*And first in line would have to be that bastard Yu Xiaogang. As a man, failing to protect his woman was bad enough, but in