Perhaps even Bibi Dong herself did not know what she had done just then.
"Brat..."
"You... how dare you."
Beside them, Yu Xiaogang roared.
Yu Xiaogang had never seen Bibi Dong look so girlish, much less held her like this. Seeing Xu Feng embrace the woman he coveted most filled him with unbearable distress and frustration, his fists unconsciously clenching until his knuckles cracked.
Yet the moment Yu Xiaogang finished shouting, Bibi Dong waved her hand, and a cage formed from Soul Power sealed him in completely, like a prisoner.
"Dong'er, don't. I know you're doing this to spite me..."
"Dong'er, come to your senses."
"How noisy." Bibi Dong knitted her delicate brows and turned her fair hand palm down.
In an instant, mountainlike gravity bore down on Yu Xiaogang, embedding his entire body in the earth. He could not move or even speak, but he still watched Bibi Dong and Xu Feng.
"Mmph... mmph... mmph..." Yu Xiaogang grew frantic, but could only make muffled whimpers.
He had not even kissed Bibi Dong's lips yet. How could someone else get there first?
Yu Xiaogang was utterly furious. Rage assaulted his heart, and combined with the injuries from being crushed just now, it made him immediately cough up a mouthful of blood, his face turning deathly pale.
"My disciple, kiss me." Bibi Dong looked back at Xu Feng, a hazy tenderness already welling in her beautiful eyes.
"..." Xu Feng was no saint. Faced with Bibi Dong like this, he too felt affection and tenderness. Though he knew perfectly well that she was not clearheaded at the moment, he still rose onto his tiptoes and pressed his lips firmly against hers.
At that moment, heaven and earth seemed to freeze.
Let the mountains and seas change, let heaven, earth, and the river of stars shatter-neither of them paid any further attention.
Only Yu Xiaogang beside them slumped in utter defeat.
They had flaunted their affection before him, rubbed it mercilessly in his face.
A long while later...
Their lips parted.
Bibi Dong released Xu Feng. Only then did he catch his breath, inwardly grumbling.
Sigh, that was rash...
That was my first kiss.
Forget it. It was Teacher's first kiss too, so I won't get precious about it.
Beside them, Yu Xiaogang thought Bibi Dong's revenge against him had ended, but the next sight left him even more stunned.
"Yu Xiaogang..."
Bibi Dong took one of Xu Feng's hands and placed it against her lower belly, gently stroking it as she said with a smile, "Oh, I forgot to tell you. Not only have I fallen in love with my disciple, I'm also carrying his child."
Bibi Dong looked at Yu Xiaogang, her smile growing ever more radiant. "Don't worry. I'll give birth to the child. When the time comes, my child can call you Uncle. Aren't you looking forward to that too?"
Rumble! Rumble!
Yu Xiaogang froze again. If Bibi Dong being with Xu Feng was a thunderbolt out of a clear sky, then her carrying Xu Feng's child was no different from countless bolts of lightning blasting through his mind.
"Dong..."
Yu Xiaogang had wanted to call her Dong'er again, but found he could no longer get the words out. He had no face to call her that. He even felt he was unworthy of addressing her that way.
As it turned out, he was the clown.
They had rubbed it mercilessly in his face once again.
At that moment, Yu Xiaogang felt nothing but unbearable anguish and emptiness, as though he had lost something terribly important, something he might never recover in his lifetime.
"Why? Why have you become like this?" Yu Xiaogang looked utterly dispirited.
"Enough..."
"Yu Xiaogang."
"Get out. Never appear before me again."
Those cold, heartless words rang out, and Yu Xiaogang found Bibi Dong watching him expressionlessly.
"Yes, Your Highness the Saintess."
Yu Xiaogang bowed, then turned around despondently, preparing to leave.
Whoosh.
In an instant, a sharp blast of Soul Power tore through the air and struck Yu Xiaogang's lower leg.
Crack.
A crisp sound of breaking bone rang out. Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly twisted as he let out an agonized scream, clutching his lower leg with both hands and curling up on the ground, trembling uncontrollably.
"Listen carefully. I said... crawl!"
Bibi Dong spoke again, her voice as icy as a frigid pool in the netherworld.
"Bibi Dong, don't go too far!" Yu Xiaogang turned his head and suddenly shouted.
Whoosh.
"Urgh... aaagh..."
But the instant Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, another blast of Soul Power struck. With a crack, his other leg broke as well. An even more agonized howl rang out, startling a great many birds resting in the woods.
Thud!
Finally, Bibi Dong flashed forward, raised her lower leg, and stamped viciously down on Yu Xiaogang's head.
"Whatever I do to you, it's nothing more than you deserve. What right do you have to say I've gone too far?" Bibi Dong said icily, twisting her high heel as she spoke. The fierce grinding scraped a layer of skin straight off Yu Xiaogang's head.
"Urgh... aaagh..."
"Bibi Dong, I'm begging you."
This time, Yu Xiaogang dared not talk back. Instead, he endured the excruciating pain and pleaded, "Please let me go."
Bibi Dong looked at Xu Feng then, a smile appearing on her face. "My disciple, what do you think your teacher should do?"
Bibi Dong had carried out that entire sequence according to Xu Feng's earlier suggestions. Now that she had done them all, she thought of Xu Feng, feeling that he would offer her an even better suggestion.
"Teacher, do as you see fit." Xu Feng bowed respectfully. His face seemed perfectly calm, but inwardly, joy had long since burst into bloom.
Hahaha! That's exactly how you should humiliate Yu Xiaogang. Teacher has finally seen the light, but she's still not ruthless enough.
Against a hypocritical scoundrel like him, even beating the shit out of him, then beating him into his shit, and finally beating him with his own shit wouldn't be enough to vent my anger.
Pfft!
Bibi Dong was inwardly amused. How did this little rascal come up with such novel ideas?
Bibi Dong continued listening to his thoughts.
This hypocritical scoundrel will use his bit of knowledge and tricks to seduce other women. To prevent that from happening, I strongly recommend castrating him.
After everything this fellow has done to wrong Teacher, he should be turned into a eunuch and made to live in shame for the rest of his life. Only then would it be satisfying.
After hearing that, even Bibi Dong was inwardly startled. Her disciple's ideas truly were vicious, but she was more than willing to accept them.
And so...
Boom!
"Urgh..."
"Aah-!"
A ball of compressed Soul Power tore through the air. An explosion rang out, blood and flesh splattered, and an even more agonized scream followed.
Without sparing Yu Xiaogang another glance, Bibi Dong gently took Xu Feng's hand and smiled. "My good disciple, let's go back."
"Y-yes."
Xu Feng was dumbfounded too, his thighs unconsciously pressing a little tighter together.
Perhaps because he was also a man, the instant that thing of Yu Xiaogang's exploded, Xu Feng felt an intense sense of being in his shoes. The more he thought about it, the more terrifying it became.
Why does Teacher always do something that matches whatever I'm thinking?
Could Teacher and I really be so in tune? Are we thinking the same things?
Xu Feng was puzzled, but soon tossed the question to the back of his mind.
He could not be bothered to think about such brain-taxing matters.
Beside him, Bibi Dong heard his thoughts and smiled faintly. "What a silly disciple."
Xu Feng said nothing, only grumbling inwardly.
Silly Teacher, what do you know? This is what they call fools having a fool's luck...
Hmm...
Not dumbasses, though.
Suddenly thinking of Yu Xiaogang, Xu Feng hurriedly corrected himself inwardly.
At the same time, Xu Feng also felt somewhat reflective.
The world really is a wondrous place...
Some people die but live on in everyone's hearts, while others are still alive but should have fucking died long ago.
Like that hypocritical scoundrel. He deserves to spend his whole life in misery.
Pfft!
Xu Feng amused Bibi Dong once again.
And so, one letting his thoughts wander and the other quietly eavesdropping, the two returned to Spirit Hall hand in hand.
As for the strange things they had done just now, both tacitly acted as though nothing had happened.
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