Douluo Dalu: Bibi Dong Eavesdrops, Defecting from Spirit Hall
Chapter 16

Vixen, actually doing that with her own disciple

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Five days passed quietly.

The First Trial of the Rakshasa God only allowed 10 days, but during this time, Bibi Dong did not look for trouble with Qian Xunfeng or Qian Xunji, nor did she head to the Rakshasa Ghost Domain to find the Rakshasa Demon Scythe.

Xu Feng spent his days lying in Bibi Dong's bedchamber, either wanting to sleep or sleeping, or on the way to sleep.

Let the Sun and Moon alternate and the starry river revolve as they pleased, Xu Feng just lay there, unshakeable.

On this day, night fell.

Tap! Tap! Tap!

Xu Feng lay on the bed as usual, and hearing footsteps, he opened his drowsy eyes, subsequently seeing Bibi Dong walk over just after taking a bath.

At this moment, Bibi Dong had her long hair cascading down, a light gauze short skirt wrapped around her slender body, a jade belt binding her slender waist so that it seemed unable to be grasped with a single hand, and her entire exquisite figure was exposed without reservation, especially the faint, translucent white skin, which added an extra touch of sexy charm.

After a short while, Bibi Dong came to Xu Feng's side and lay down, looking at him with eyes full of anticipation, and said, "Bao'er, when can you go with Master to find the Rakshasa Demon Scythe?"

Hearing this, Xu Feng closed his eyes: "Wait until I rest for one more day first."

"But Bao'er, you said that yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before yesterday." Bibi Dong rarely pouted her lips, and said with a trace of grievance: "If we wait any longer, Master's Rakshasa God Trial will fail. Can you really bear it?"

Ever since Xu Feng turned into a cute baby, Bibi Dong completely lost her master's airs. In fact, on many occasions she would reveal the side of a little woman, terrified of displeasing him to the point where he would refuse to pay her any mind.

"Master, rest assured. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely go with you. I swear."

"Bao'er, you said the exact same thing yesterday."

Seeing that Xu Feng was too lazy to even open his eyes when speaking, Bibi Dong wore a look of utter helplessness.

Actually, five days ago Bibi Dong was ready to take Xu Feng to the Rakshasa Ghost Domain so that it would be convenient for her to probe for information and avoid taking detours, but Xu Feng only thought about slacking off, and she did not dare to force him, otherwise... her Bao'er would cut ties with her, and in that case, she would rather not have this godhood.

Just as Bibi Dong was grieving, Xu Feng, who usually couldn't be bothered to move a muscle, suddenly jumped up.

"Holy shit."

"It's finally finished."

Xu Feng wore an excited expression.

In front of him was a pop-up prompt box from the system.

[Ding! Congratulations to Host, you persisted in lying flat for five days under Bibi Dong's urging, and completed the lying-flat task "So Lazy it's Heaven-Sent and Earth-Destroying". Reward: 29th Generation Flat Pan Phone Plus *1 (built with 1 million games, a salted-fish must-have, you deserve it. Note: when encountering danger, it can be used as a weapon to throw out, and upon hitting the target, it will explode, producing an energy wave equivalent to a Titled Douluo's self-detonation), Lying-Flat Value 500.]

Seeing this prompt, Xu Feng was overjoyed. In his past life, he was already fond of playing games, and now that he had a phone, couldn't he pass the time while lying flat?

From now on, he wouldn't have to watch others stare blankly, or let others watch him stare blankly.

Most importantly, this was also a self-defense weapon no less formidable than the Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus.

Of course, barring absolute necessity, Xu Feng couldn't bear to blow up the phone.

"Bao'er..."

"What's wrong with you? Don't scare Master."

Beside him, Bibi Dong was startled by Xu Feng's sudden abnormal behavior.

"Cough cough, Master don't worry, disciple is fine."

The task was already completed, and Xu Feng felt embarrassed to keep giving Bibi Dong the cold shoulder, so he immediately promised: "Master, please rest assured, tomorrow morning I will definitely go with you to find the Rakshasa Demon Scythe."

"Bao'er, you must keep your word this time."

"Definitely... definitely keep my word."

Seeing little Xu Feng give such a firm answer, Bibi Dong was immensely gratified, her eyes seemingly tinged with tears... After so many days, my waiting for Bao'er hasn't been in vain.

"Bao'er~"

Bibi Dong suddenly revealed a mischievous smile: "Then... shouldn't we rest?"

During these days, although Bibi Dong was anxious, she wasn't all that anxious, because every night she could hold the cute baby and touch him all over, and she could frantically suck on the cute baby; compared to the Rakshasa Demon Scythe, she was still more interested in Bao'er.

"No."

"Bao'er, why?"

Bibi Dong looked at Xu Feng with some grievance.

"I want to play on my phone."

"A thin chicken?" Bibi Dong was stunned; she had never heard of this breed of chicken, so she explained: "Our Spirit Hall doesn't have thin chickens, only fat chickens."

"An airplane?" Xu Feng was also stunned, a trace of shock involuntarily emerging on his small face: "Our Spirit Hall actually has airplanes?"

"Yes, if Bao'er you want to eat one, no matter how fat the chicken is, Master can find it for you."

"!@#¥%..." Xu Feng's mouth twitched as he realized.

Damn it, it turned out their topics weren't even in the same dimension.

"Welcome to Poison of the Dead."

Xu Feng was too lazy to keep arguing with Bibi Dong and directly took out the "29th Generation Flat Pan Phone Plus", casually tapping on a game called "Poison of the Dead".

"Bao'er, what is this?"

"This is a phone."

"Oh~"

"Can you let Master take a look?"

"Hey hey hey, Master if you want to look, just look, but keep your hands to yourself."

"Bao'er, that gadget of yours, lend it to Master to play with, won't you?"

"I refuse."

It would have been fine if Xu Feng hadn't taken out the phone, but the moment he took it out and started playing the game, even Bibi Dong's curiosity was piqued. However, as a game enthusiast, how could Xu Feng possibly lend it to her?

Not until he got tired of playing, at least.

"Sigh..."

"My Bao'er is so stingy, you won't even play with Master."

Seeing Bibi Dong pout and put on such a wronged expression, Xu Feng's heart softened somewhat, and he actually uttered something astonishing.

"Master, how about..."

"I play with the phone, and you play with me?"

Hearing this, Bibi Dong's pretty face flushed red, and she reproached, "Little scoundrel, how can you say such things to Master?"

"I..."

"Hmph, do you have any manners left?"

Thinking Bibi Dong was angry, Xu Feng hurriedly shut his mouth.

Unexpectedly, a slender hand had already reached over, directly pulling him into an embrace and gently hooking him in.

"Hiss..."

Xu Feng was pulled straight into Bibi Dong's arms, his little head resting right on Bibi Dong's arm.

"Bao'er."

"Although Master always gets handsy with you, that is an expression of Master's affection for you, how can you call it toying with you? In the future, you are not allowed to talk nonsense like that, nor are you allowed to let your mind wander, you understand?"

"Mhmm..."

Seeing Bibi Dong's deadpan earnestness, Xu Feng was startled, thinking his teacher had turned over a new leaf.

However, when Xu Feng felt Bibi Dong's warm and jade-smooth little hand suddenly reach inside his clothes, his expression instantly darkened: "Master, what are you doing?"

"Don't make a fuss."

"Play your phone."

"!#¥%..." Xu Feng shut his mouth.

Fine.

Teacher was not toying with him.

No matter how Teacher groped, how she touched him all over, or how many times she sucked on him, those were all expressions of her affection for him.

That's right, this was very pure, and he mustn't overthink it.

Thus, the two of them tacitly understood one another: one continued to play on the phone, and the other continued to play with the person playing the phone.

After a long while, Bibi Dong perhaps felt satisfied, and began to tuck little Xu Feng in with the blanket, habitually giving his forehead a "mwah" sound before saying, "Bao'er, Master is going to sleep first, don't play too late, okay."

With those words, Bibi Dong hugged Xu Feng a bit tighter, leaving her gentlest side for him.

At this moment, neither Bibi Dong nor Xu Feng knew that the maid closest to them in the bedchamber had already recorded everything they had done over the past few days into a letter.

This maid was precisely a chess piece secretly bribed by Qian Xunfeng, specifically tasked with monitoring Bibi Dong.

Tonight happened to be the once-every-seven-days time point for transmitting intelligence, and the maid hurriedly took advantage of the sleeping hours to sneak out of the bedchamber.

"Your Highness, the things you ordered this servant to monitor regarding every move of the Holy Maiden, all related matters, are entirely recorded above."

The maid arrived at a certain grand hall in the Spirit Hall and handed the envelope to the man sitting in the main seat, who quickly took the envelope to inspect it.

A moment later...

Boom!

A powerful wave of Soul Power swept through a space of over ten meters in radius, sending numerous objects flying into the air.

"Bibi Dong, you vixen."

"As the Holy Maiden, you actually stay in a room with your own disciple behaving in an unclean manner."

"Simply damned."

The speaker was none other than the Pope's younger brother, Qian Xunfeng.

Qian Xunfeng had already learned from the envelope that a few days ago, the Holy Maiden had carried a child back to her bedchamber from Xu Feng's room, while Xu Feng had disappeared.

Obviously, that child was Xu Feng. After all, wanting to turn Xu Feng into a child was too simple; an illusion technique could accomplish it, but that wasn't the point.

The point was, what was the Holy Maiden doing staying in the bedchamber with Xu Feng?

A lone man and a lone woman.

"Crack! Crack!"

Qian Xunfeng clenched his fists tightly, veins bulging on his face: "You vixen, no wonder you used to be so partial to Xu Feng; so you and Xu Feng have this kind of relationship!"

"I, the dignified Pope's brother, confessed to you and you didn't agree, yet you are tangled up in an unclean relationship with your own disciple."

"You damned vixen."

Rage surged in Qian Xunfeng's heart, and looking back at the maid, he barked: "Keep monitoring them. Once they leave the bedchamber, notify me immediately."

"Yes!"

The maid nodded in terror and began to return to the bedchamber where Bibi Dong resided.

"You vixen, truly damned." Qian Xunfeng gnashed his teeth again, trembling all over with anger.

Back during the competition for the Pope, he had not won against Qian Xunji, leaving unwillingness and regret in his heart, and he had always wanted to find an opportunity to seize the position of Pope. Bibi Dong's appearance was that opportunity.

The Holy Maiden Bibi Dong possessed peerless talent and a captivating appearance.

If he could obtain the Holy Maiden and conceive an offspring with her, his descendants would boundlessly be geniuses, and in this way, his descendants would have a massive possibility of receiving the Angel God's inheritance.

By then, the position of Spirit Hall Pope would be within easy reach.

"Vixen, since you are so dissolute, don't blame me for being ruthless." Qian Xunfeng looked in the direction where the Holy Maiden's bedchamber was located, his gaze growing increasingly fierce.

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