"Woohoo~ Welcome to our special report! I'm your old friend Yun Kumo. At the request of a mysterious client, I'll be interviewing certain people and asking certain questions on this episode."
"Without further ado, the 'Demon Slayer: Heart's Home' special interview begins now."
(In a very quiet voice: the title doesn't sound all that great, but there's nothing I can do. The client picked it.)
The camera cut to another shot, then tilted down slightly, bringing an elderly man with white hair and a white beard into view.
"Hello, Mr. Jigoro Kuwajima. Do you have time for an interview?"
"An interview? Oh~ You're that reporter or whatever that brat mentioned, right? No problem. Ask away."
"Wonderful, thank you very much for your cooperation. Regarding Mr. Kanzaki Kumo, what do you..."
"How did you know Kanzaki Kumo was my student? Let me tell you, when that brat was little..."
The moment his prized student came up, the little old man grew excited. Without paying any attention to the actual question that followed, he launched into a long account, starting from when he first took Kumo as his student and continuing all the way to his marriage and family.
He kept calling him "that brat," but his words practically praised his student to the heavens. Even his womanizing was described as "just wanting to give the girls who loved him a home."
"Uh... While I really didn't know any of that, it wasn't what I wanted to ask... Anyway, thank you very much for your enthusiastic support, Mr. Kuwajima. Until we meet again."
Yun Kumo quickly fled with the camera, leaving calls asking him to stay ringing out behind him.
"Hey, hey, don't go! I haven't told you the funny stories from after that brat got married!"
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