The wedding had barely ended when Xie Lin started packing.
"Where are you going, babe? We got married today."
"Home."
"Isn't this home? What other home are you going back to?"
Xie Lin suddenly turned his head, and Lu Ye immediately stood up straight.
"Then should I... get on my knees?"
"Is that the issue here?"
"Babe, it was just a suit. What difference did it make which one I wore? Wasn't it enough that the ceremony went perfectly?"
"You call that perfect? I was so fucking fat the buttons popped open. I'd die of embarrassment if word got out."
"Who'd dare say anything? I'd beat him to death."
Just then, Lu Ye's phone rang at the worst possible moment.
He picked it up and saw that it was Lu Zhenzhen.
"I got married today. This had better be important."
"It's me."
"...Dad, why are you using Lu Zhenzhen's phone?"
"Tell me, how did Taotao's wedding suit get damaged? Did you fucking let your dick do the thinking and, on the way there, you..."
"Ow!"
"Babe-!"
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Listening to the busy tone, Shen Qing'an looked utterly bewildered.
Lu Zhenzhen, who had been leaning in to eavesdrop, looked just as confused.
"Dad, did my brother and his husband get into a fight on their very first day of marriage?"
Shen Qing'an pressed a hand to his forehead. He had a feeling he had caused trouble, but had no proof.
Meanwhile, Lu Ye took several blows from a throw pillow.
Fuming, Xie Lin grabbed his suitcase and was about to leave when an arm wrapped around his waist. Black sandalwood pheromone swept over him a moment later.
"Mmph-"
Xie Lin's legs went weak, and Lu Ye took the opportunity to press him down onto the sofa...
That evening, as