Xie Lin wore a green headscarf, his face ruddy and his eyelids half lowered. His face was plastered with so much fake facial hair that it rippled like a field of wheat in the wind.
He also held a plastic Green Dragon Crescent Blade in his left hand. On closer inspection, a tiny line of text was printed on it-
made in china.
He snorted coldly and stroked his long beard with one hand, then paused and tossed the hairs he had pulled loose onto the ground.
With his other hand, he waved behind him.
"Come forth, my masterpiece."
Half a second later, a tall figure slowly emerged.
His face was almost entirely buried beneath a thick black wig and fake beard, leaving only two dead-fish eyes exposed.
He wore an ankle-length wizard's robe and a pointed wizard's hat, its tip drooping limply to one side.
In his left hand, he clutched a flask half filled with some unidentified greenish liquid. A label was stuck to the flask-
"This is poison-Snape."
The corners of Lu Ye's mouth twitched twice as he reluctantly delivered the line Xie Lin had told him to say:
"Gryffindor!!!"
Xie Lin narrowed his eyes in satisfaction and rested his blade on his shoulder.
"Well? Pretty cool crossover, huh? So cool it offends gods and men!"
Everyone present: "..."
You really went to some trouble. Where did you even find those two outfits?
[Wait, what is this? Guan Yunchang versus Snape?]
[No, it's physical attacks versus magic attacks. Interesting.]
[Guan Yunchang definitely has magic resistance. I will accept no arguments.]
[President Lu, keep spoiling him. You'll suffer for it later.]
Looking helpless, Lu Ye shook the flask in his hand.
"This stuff inside is disgusting. Can I pour it out?"
"No!"
Xie Lin shook his head solemnly.