A Washed-Up Celebrity Goes Viral on a Dating Show After Switching to Crude Mode
Chapter 14

Hold On Tighter

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Nan Zhou: "..."

Good grief, did the wind of ideological liberation really not blow here at all?!

[Hahaha damn, Nan Zhou's sarcastic look is too funny.]

[The funny level of him making Gu Tang cook to test his strength is 100%, and the funny level of him seriously asking Film Emperor Huo if it's program effect is 10000%.]

[Young Master Zhang is too doting. I feel like if they weren't recording a show, he'd practically be unable to help snapping at Nan Zhou, this uncultured green tea!]

[How come I feel like there's something wrong with Nan Zhou's brain? He seems to genuinely think Gu Tang is doing a program effect!!!]

[Hehe, these days it really is an eye-opener to have virtuous people complained about by lazy, good-for-nothing people.]

[Film Emperor Huo really, I'm crying to death. May I ask in which direction to kneel to get such an Alpha.]

Because it was the filming of a hit variety show and a long-term stationing, to avoid crowds gathering and causing a certain impact on the guests, the apartment chosen by the production team was relatively remote, and the permanent population was not particularly large.

The guests had to head to the Vegetable Market, and walking was quite time-consuming, so the production team arranged four electric bikes for the four groups of guests.

When the production team's staff members pointed out the four electric bikes to the guests, everyone's expressions were brilliantly varied.

To name those whose faces changed on the spot, they were precisely Zhang Shi and Gu Tang.

Zhang Shi, this rich second-generation heir, had already inquired about all sorts of conditions before coming to the show, including that the living quarters weren't much to speak of, yet he had not expected this kind of operation either.

He himself certainly did not know how to ride an electric bike!

Equally unable to ride an electric bike was Lu Zhou, though his expression management was done quite well, without showing it at all.

"Director, the weather today is close to zero degrees! Have you ever considered whether an Omega with a weak constitution like Nan Zhou will freeze to death?" Gu Tang called out in a spoiled manner toward the director's group where Pei Feng was located.

He certainly didn't want to blow the cold wind on an electric bike in the middle of winter! It would be very ugly!

However, the moment his words finished, he heard the beep of the electric bike unlocking.

Nan Zhou, at some unknown point, had already swung a long leg and straddled one of the electric bikes.

Tossing a safety helmet into Huo Xingye's arms, he whistled brightly, put his own helmet on his head, buckled it up, supported the handlebars with both hands, and lightly and dashingly lifted his left foot to kick the kickstand up.

"Let's go, babe."

"Okay." Huo Xingye gave a low chuckle and sat on the back seat of the electric bike.

Subsequently, the electric bike sped off, the two of them acting just as if they hadn't heard what Gu Tang said.

[I directly laughed three miles out. Nan Zhou is simply Gu Tang's nemesis.]

[Gu Tang is just like that idiotic villain, provoking time and again, getting heavily struck time and again. Can he have some self-awareness, ah!]

[Hey yo, whose family's paid trolls are these? Everyday pulling others down and stepping on them, watch out for the karmic backlash, oh.]

[Some people's fans don't be too funny, your master's tea-scent is about to overflow the screen, alright. Today I'm simply going to crown Nan Zhou the Great General of Pouring Tea, hehehe.]

[I didn't want to ship them either, but he called him babe, ah! Odious!]

After Nan Zhou and Huo Xingye, the ones who left were Xu Xiao and Jiang Zhen.

Xu Xiao rode the bike, and Jiang Zhen sat in the back seat. Right before getting on the bike, Xu Xiao even earnestly put the safety helmet on Jiang Zhen, and told Jiang Zhen to hold onto him tightly later and hide behind him if she was cold.

As a result, she was counter-teased by Jiang Zhen asking if he was hinting that she should hold him tight, which made his little face turn completely red. The viewers immediately exclaimed that it was too sweet.

In the cold wind, Lu Zhou secretly clenched his teeth, raised his foot to straddle an electric bike as well, and just like Xu Xiao, prepared to fasten the safety helmet for Wen Yu.

Yet before he could even make a move, Wen Yu had already fastened his own safety helmet and sat on the back seat of the bike.

Up to this moment, Gu Tang no longer had any excuse to bring up anything about a weak Omega constitution.

Yet looking at the electric bike, Zhang Shi was still very resistant.

"Can we hail a cab?" he asked.

The accompanying cameraman smoothly followed up: "Sorry, Teacher Zhang Shi, you guys don't have the budget to hail a cab. If you don't want to ride bikes, you can consider walking. Thirty minutes and you'll be there."

Zhang Shi grew a bit angry and was just about to say something else when Gu Tang spoke up in time, "Brother Shi, let's walk there. We'll just treat it as a stroll, and by the way, look at the scenery. It's quite romantic, you know."

Zhang Shi kept a cold face and didn't take up the conversation. Gu Tang thought for a moment, and grasped his hand: "Won't you?"

The act of acting spoiled had an effect, but Zhang Shi was not satisfied with just holding hands; he took the opportunity to pull Gu Tang into his embrace, and under the cover of the trench coat, his palm quietly and heavily kneaded a handful of Gu Tang's perky buttocks: "I'm afraid the weather is cold and will freeze you stiff."

The hint in this action was too obvious. Gu Tang's expression changed slightly, but considering the importance of this variety show to his transition from internet celebrity to artist entering the entertainment industry, he squeezed out a sweet smile: "With you by my side, it's very warm."

Zhang Shi smiled wickedly, which counted as agreeing.

Gu Tang's fans also took the opportunity to spam a wave of super sweet and super shipping content.

The electric bike traveled along the road at a speed of thirty yards, the cold wind blowing straight against their faces.

Huo Xingye's scarf played a crucial role at this very moment.

Nan Zhou's voice traveled out through the scarf, and blown by the wind, it almost drifted away into the chill.

"Are you cold or not?"

He couldn't see the tall man in the back seat adopting a leisurely and lazy posture.

He only heard the other party ask: "If I say cold, what will you do?"

That tone sounded as if he'd been chilled, and there was a faint sniffle.

Nan Zhou had sharp ears and immediately picked up on the details in his voice.

"If you're cold, then hold me tighter."

The next second, a long, strong arm wrapped around his waist, and their bodies pressed together through their clothes.

Along with it came Huo Xingye's familiar scent.

And the low, pleasant "So cold" spoken right beside his ear, which instantly sent an electric jolt through Nan Zhou's body.

"Mm." He answered awkwardly.

[Ahhh, Leopard and kitty, I was born for this!]

"Isn't this better than a romance drama?"

"Everyone, sorry, I'm going to ship them first and ask questions later."

By this point in the livestream, opinions on Weibo had already taken shape. On top of that, some netizens had posted clips from the screen recording, pushing the buzz to even greater heights.

Especially after word got out that Huo Xingye had joined this livestream dating show, his huge fanbase came rushing in, quickly flooding the livestream room.

[I saw the trending topic on Weibo and rushed over! Huo Xingye's five-year fan reporting in!!!]

[I heard our Huo Xingye's brain broke and he joined a dating show to get all suggestive? I don't believe it!]

[Holy crap, are my eyes broken? Brother Ye, how can you be such a dog!!!]

[Brother Ye, you're bullying an innocent little O in broad daylight???]

[Xiao Bao, at least turn around and look! Does he look cold to you? He's not even pretending!]

[Whoa, this show's got something! As a longtime die-hard fan, I've never seen our Brother Ye act this shamelessly.]

[The person above, go watch the earlier clips! He was even super gentle, can you believe it????]

[Huh? Did paid internet trolls show up? Do people really ship this fake romance?]

[Come on, Nan Zhou's even buying himself an innocent-guy image. What a joke.]

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