Soul Land: Tang San Transforms into a Girl, Starting with a Future Capture
Chapter 35

Fainting in the Bathroom

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Fainting in the Bathroom

"Little Tang San, why isn't she out yet?"

Xiao Yexuan had waited outside for a long time. Xiao Wu had already dyed Tang San's huge fox tail, but Tang San still had not come out of the bathroom.

Seriously, the lazy donkey had too much shit and piss!

"Master, meow~! Please don't be angry, meow~! I'll go... go call Third Sister out."

Xiao Wu trembled beside Xiao Yexuan. She knew how powerful Xiao Yexuan was, as well as his harsh rules for punishment.

Xiao Wu feared unpleasant punishment, but what she feared most was harm coming to her beloved Tang San!

She absolutely could not let Tang San suffer any more harm.

Xiao Wu also felt that Tang San had gone a little too far.

She had actually hidden in the bathroom for so long.

It left Xiao Wu outside, having to watch Xiao Yexuan's expression.

Still, at first, Xiao Wu had hoped Tang San could rest a little longer in the bathroom.

As long as Tang San felt better, Xiao Wu was willing to suffer however much hardship it took.

But Tang San had gone too far. Didn't she know that refusing Xiao Yexuan's demands would bring severe punishment?

Did she think secretly hiding in the bathroom would let her escape those punishments?

What wishful thinking! This would only make Xiao Yexuan punish Tang San even more harshly.

Thinking this, Xiao Wu worried about angering Tang San. If she called Tang San out of the bathroom, how would she explain it to Xiao Yexuan?

Or what excuse could she find so Tang San would not suffer any punishment?

Her thoughts ran wild, and Xiao Wu really did come up with a way to help Tang San avoid punishment.

In a moment, Xiao Wu would not knock and ask what was happening in the bathroom. She would simply go straight in.

Then, she would coordinate with Tang San inside and say that Tang San had fainted in the bathroom.

As long as Xiao Wu shouted once, no matter what Tang San was doing inside, she would understand Xiao Wu's meaning and cooperate with her in acting out this scene.

Thinking that, Xiao Wu's lips curled up. She felt much better and lightly pushed open the door!

The instant Xiao Wu pushed open the door, she froze on the spot.

Her pupils widened. What was Tang San doing?

"Ahhh! Third Brother! What's wrong? Why did you faint?!"

Xiao Wu rushed into the bathroom and supported Tang San.

Tang San had truly fainted.

However, her posture was somewhat indecent.

It looked like the motion a girl made when wiping herself after using the toilet.

Only, Tang San's hand was covered in diluted blood...

Xiao Wu was only worried about Tang San and did not think much about it. She hurriedly supported Tang San and placed her hand beneath Tang San's nose.

When she felt that Tang San was still breathing, Xiao Wu finally let out a sigh of relief.

As long as she was alive, it was fine. She had been perfectly fine—how had she fainted just from using the bathroom?

And there was so much blood flowing from below.

The smell was a little strange too...

Xiao Yexuan rushed over when he heard the commotion. Seeing the exhausted Tang San, he furrowed his brows.

Xiao Wu shook Tang San several times, changing her posture completely. Looking at Tang San now, none of the details from before could be seen.

If Xiao Yexuan had entered first, he might have guessed something.

Now, looking at the blood, Xiao Yexuan merely concluded that Tang San's aunt flow had come again.

Her aunt flow came, went, then came again.

Xiao Yexuan, who had been single for hundreds of years in his previous life, had no idea what the reason was.

The only thing he knew was that she should drink more hot water.

Seeing Tang San like this, Xiao Yexuan could neither punish her nor put the tail on her, causing Tang San even more harm.

If he really broke Tang San completely, wouldn't he be smashing his own rice bowl?

Xiao Yexuan merely decided not to punish Tang San for fainting, then took no further action.

He knew Xiao Wu would take care of Tang San in this state.

Just like how Tang San had washed Xiao Wu clean and sent her to his side.

In only a few days, Xiao Wu would send Tang San back to him full of vigor, to serve as his mount beneath him.

But Xiao Wu was extremely worried about Tang San.

She did not know why Tang San had suddenly fainted, but she knew it had to be an illness.

If one was sick, one had to be treated! If it was left untreated and dragged on, it would only worsen sooner or later!

So, after settling Tang San down, Xiao Wu quickly crawled in front of Xiao Yexuan.

With a pitiful expression, she begged:

"Master! Master, meow~! Third Sister... Third Sister is sick... Y-you... Master, please let me take her to see a doctor! Her illness... must be very serious, meow~! If she isn't treated quickly, it'll be dangerous, meow~! Master, meow~! Please, meow~!"

Xiao Yexuan lowered his head and looked at Xiao Wu's humble posture. He truly felt somewhat displeased.

Xiao Wu was his toy now, yet she spent all day thinking about her Third Brother!

And today, Tang San had clearly done so many excessive things to Xiao Wu, yet Xiao Wu acted as if she had not seen them and treated them as Tang San's kindness.

Heh! She truly was a Hundred-Thousand-Year Hooligan Rabbit!

He really wanted Xiao Wu to face reality.

But thinking about the current situation, Tang San had clearly treated Xiao Wu as an attack. And because Xiao Wu had put such a huge fox tail on her, Xiao Yexuan finally guessed—

In Tang San's eyes, Xiao Wu had already embarked on the Path to Death.

Heh heh!

The two would split apart sooner or later. Rather than telling Xiao Wu the truth himself, it would be better to let Xiao Wu understand the truth more and more clearly.

Then she would completely separate from Tang San.

When the time came, it would depend on Tang San's actions.

What kind of face would she show then?

For now, Xiao Yexuan did not want to change either of their mindsets.

He wanted things to proceed according to his plot. So Xiao Yexuan casually said:

"She's fine. Drinking more hot water will do!"

"Drink more hot water? Third Brother has fainted! You're telling her to drink more hot water? How is that treating an illness?!"

Of course Xiao Wu did not believe him!

Seeing Xiao Wu stubbornly making a fuss, Xiao Yexuan vanished in a flash.

Believe it or not! If she didn't believe him, she could go find Medicinal Herbs in the Medicine Garden herself!

Sure enough, after placing Tang San on the bed, Xiao Wu really went to the Medicine Garden to look for Medicinal Herbs.

She was a rabbit and had tasted hundreds of herbs. No matter how bad she was at it, she would not bring Tang San poisonous Medicinal Herbs, right?

After searching through the Medicine Garden, Xiao Wu eventually found several Medicinal Herbs. Xiao Yexuan saw them from the shadows.

Tsk tsk, Xiao Wu really knew how to pick them. These Medicinal Herbs would cause intense internal heat when eaten.

Who knew what would happen after Tang San ate them.

After all, even a cow that ate them could knock over an elephant.

Xiao Yexuan grew more and more excited. Perhaps today, Tang San would take the initiative and break that Pure and Untainted body.

After Xiao Wu finished boiling the Medicinal Herbs, Tang San woke up on the bed.

Her head was still spinning, and her last thoughts remained in the bathroom.

What she had been doing had felt too good!

In the end, it seemed she had gone too far?

Then what happened? Tang San suddenly became alert.

Her head was spinning so badly. Could it be that she had...

Passed out!

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