Soul Land: Tang San Transforms into a Girl, Starting with a Future Capture
Chapter 40

What You Eat Is What You Make Up For?

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What You Eat Is What You Make Up For?

"Third Brother, I still remember what you said back then."

"You said that if anyone wanted to hurt me, they would have to step over your corpse first~!"

"What a romantic confession that was, Third Brother. Why? Why have you become so cold and heartless? Say something... Tell me... Aaaahhh!"

Xiao Wu grabbed Tang San by the front of her clothes with both hands and shook her hard.

Tang San cursed furiously inside, recalling the Spicy Rabbit Head Xiao Yexuan had made for her before.

When she got the chance, Tang San was definitely going to eat a Roasted Whole Rabbit!

Damn it!

Although Tang San had constantly been physically restrained by Xiao Wu, Tang San had trained before too.

After holding her breath, Tang San slapped Xiao Wu across the face.

The slap was loud. Though it did not hurt much, it was enough to snap someone out of their confusion for a moment.

Xiao Yexuan raised an eyebrow. That was a good slap.

Now it depended on whether Xiao Wu, this Hundred-Thousand-Year Hooligan Rabbit with a Love-Struck Brain, would forgive Tang San.

And what would Tang San do to make Xiao Wu submit?

After being slapped, Xiao Wu froze completely.

Her grip loosened, and Tang San finally escaped from Xiao Wu's hands.

Then she gulped in fresh air, her chest heaving violently.

It looked like the waves of the sea she had watched as a child.

Tang San's mind was clear. She knew this was not the time to rest.

She had to take advantage of the brief period while Xiao Wu was calm and explain things properly.

Otherwise, once Xiao Wu lost her mind again, the slap Tang San had just given her would make her explode even more.

Then Xiao Wu might turn into a lunatic that not even ten oxen could pull back.

Tang San quickly considered how to make Xiao Wu believe her.

Soon, Tang San took out a comb—the very comb Xiao Wu had entrusted her with.

When Xiao Wu saw Tang San take out that comb, her eyes tightened as she stared blankly at it in Tang San's hand.

A familiar, warm feeling welled up within her.

Seeing Xiao Wu's expression, Tang San knew she had this in the bag!

So Tang San quickly continued:

"Xiao Wu, you are not only my little sister. You are also my~~ beloved~~"

"Xiao Wu, I love you. I will love you for this lifetime and every lifetime after, through the drying of seas and crumbling of rocks, through the end of heaven and earth. We will never part!"

Tang San's gentle voice rang out.

Xiao Wu immediately covered her mouth. As someone with a Love-Struck Brain, what she craved most was an incomparably romantic confession.

How could she possibly withstand that? Xiao Wu's body instantly went weak.

The way she looked at Tang San turned affectionate once more.

As if she wanted to merge her entire body with Tang San.

As though she had expected it all along, Xiao Yexuan took a gulp of cola.

This system was great. It even provided drinks while he watched melodramatic shows.

"You two have settled your issues, right? Then tell me—what exactly is going on with this tail?"

Xiao Yexuan questioned them.

Tang San immediately put on another face and pointed at Xiao Wu.

"It was Xiao Wu! She secretly switched someone else's tail, meow~! Master, meow~! Your eyes are sharp, so don't wrong any good person, meow~! And don't let any bad guy get away either, meow~!"

Xiao Wu froze. She even wondered whether that heartfelt confession just now had been an illusion.

But when she looked at Tang San again, she found Tang San giving her a meaningful look.

Xiao Wu instantly understood what Tang San meant. Then she nodded and glared fiercely at Xiao Yexuan.

"Master! Meow~! I did it! Third Sister is my~~ beloved~~. I don't want to see her suffer any harm, meow~! I know Third Sister listens to you the most. If I told her about it directly, Third Sister would never agree to switch it. So I secretly changed her tail! Meow~!"

The way Xiao Wu spoke was rather amusing. Though she sounded fierce, she still did not dare disobey Xiao Yexuan's orders.

Xiao Yexuan understood what was going on between the two of them, but he did not intend to expose them.

Xiao Wu really was foolish. Tang San had tricked her back so easily.

Could the two of them withstand all the trials ahead?

But now that Xiao Wu had taken all the blame, she had to be punished.

Then Xiao Yexuan raised his hand and chopped off Xiao Wu's head and four limbs in one stroke.

After her head and limbs hit the ground, they turned into a rabbit head and Rabbit Legs.

Xiao Wu did not die. In the next instant, her damaged body was restored.

Tang San stood opposite her, and her expression turned ugly.

She had thought Xiao Yexuan was going to kill Xiao Wu.

Then this horrifying scene unfolded before her.

How was this possible? Her head had been cut off, yet she was still alive.

And Xiao Yexuan had cut meat from Xiao Wu, a Hundred-Thousand-Year rabbit.

Thinking of the Spicy Rabbit Head from before, Tang San knew what Xiao Yexuan intended to do.

She nearly drooled.

Spicy Rabbit Head and rabbit legs—were they going to be her dinner tonight? Tang San felt somewhat expectant.

"Huh? They say you make up for whatever you eat. So what about this?"

Xiao Yexuan looked at Tang San's chest.

It was E-cup, at least.

But before crossing over, he had seen what true greatness looked like!

Especially AI art—it created things without treating people like people at all!

It would probably be fun and interesting to make Tang San look like that too.

As Tang San and Xiao Wu watched in confusion, Xiao Yexuan raised his blade and brought it down, cutting off Xiao Wu's Mount Everest.

Xiao Wu froze completely.

Although her body did not hurt, her subconscious felt as though it were in unbearable pain.

"Ahhh!" Terror spread through her heart, and the immense torment made Xiao Wu scream in panic.

"Ahhh... This! Impossible... How could this be..."

After only a few screams, Xiao Wu wore an expression of utter disbelief.

Her body had returned to normal? What was going on?

But before Xiao Wu could react, Xiao Yexuan raised his blade and chopped down again.

After several repetitions, Xiao Wu was completely numb.

Only then did Xiao Yexuan point at the huge pile of pale rabbit meat on the ground and say to Tang San:

"Little San, you're weak and you have a cold. Eating these will be good for you. Remember, eat every last bit of it... okay!"

Xiao Yexuan smiled wickedly.

Tang San did not know why, but her stomach churned.

She had been eagerly anticipating the delicious Spicy Rabbit Head earlier, as well as spicy grilled rabbit legs.

But that heap of pale rabbit meat was truly hard for Tang San to accept.

Especially after hearing Xiao Yexuan say, "You make up for whatever you eat."

That made Tang San even more certain of what Xiao Yexuan's goal was.

Then Tang San glared at Xiao Wu. That damn Hooligan Rabbit—having her head cut off and dying would have been enough, yet she had to produce so much stuff just to disgust her!

Path to Death! This was absolutely the Path to Death!

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